“Everyone Knew” Uzzie Says Regarding Who Smashed Smudge’s Nintendo Switch During 2018 Cape Town Test
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Test opener Usman Khawaja has sensationally revealed this week that the entire team
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Substitute Teacher Blown Away By Longevity Of Computer-Lab Flash Games He Used To Play
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local high school substitute teacher has been left absolutely stunned by the fact that the
Report: None Of This Would Be Happening If Eagle Boys Cheap Tuesdays Were Still Around
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Done away are the days of a $3.95 Eagle Boys pizza, and as are the
“At Least I’ll Have Leftovers!” Says Recently Separated Woman Who Just Cooked Enough For 5
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Olivia Barry (34) quietly celebrated last night after realising she had cooked enough spaghetti bolognese to
"He Deserves A Second Chance" Barnaby Says As One Nation Hires Snowtown Killer John Bunting
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Member for New England Barnaby Joyce is fending off puritan backlash this morning after
Pope Low Key Pumped To Drop Some Fire Memes In This Online War With Trump
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Pope Leo XIV has today spoken to The Advocate about his rapidly escalating online tiff with
Liberals Release Their Own Fuel Saving Ad Featuring Sam Kekovich Threatening To Kill Anyone Wasting Diesel
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The federal opposition has launched a counter-campaign to the Albanese government's
Girl Named Emily Adamant Bieberchella Set Was Low Key Genius, And Anyone Who Doesn't Get That Is An Idiot
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Emily Adams (31) has spent the better half of today glued to her phone after the
Markets Down On Hormuz Blockade Today; Expected To Go Up Tomorrow For TACO Tuesday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Global equities fell on Monday as the US naval blockade of Iranian ports starts
Person Riding Bicycle On Footpath Has The Nerve To Aggressively Ding Pedestrians
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local office worker from our town's brood nest of the Old City District
Noosa Man Unsure If He Has Another “Oi You Guys Leaving?” Left In Him
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT 27 year old Sam Callahan has exhausted his social battery before even leaving the car today.
Anti-Vaxxer Ostracised By Their Community For Believing People Actually Flew By The Moon Last Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A vaccine skeptic from our town's bohemian French Quarter has become persona
Man Receives Strongest Proof Yet That We're Living In A Simulation After Tigers Finish Round 6 On Top Of NRL Ladder
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A cynical free thinker from Betoota's French Quarter has this morning found himself contemplating