Melbourne Inundated By Placards With Stunning Handwriting As School Teachers Go On Strike
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The most gorgeous use of entries and exits, punctuation and prose are on display in the
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Spike In Enrolments For Community Sport As Pornsick Gen-Z Men Emerge From Their Wank Dens
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian men are now free from the shackles of easily accessible hardcore online pornography, as the
Nation's Blokes Urged To Check In On 'That Mate' After Pornhub Ban Comes Into Effect
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Men around the country have today been urged to reach out and check in on their
Melbourne Man Performs Hook Turn
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact McLaren driver Oscar Piastri has reminded the nation why hook turns are best left to trams
Liberals Preselect Man Sleeping Rough In The Albury Botanic Garden Rotunda For Farrer By-Election
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Liberal Party has today announced its candidate for the May 9 Farrer by-election, passing over
Old Man Impressed By The Torque But You'd Be Fucked If He'd Ever Buy An Electric Mower
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove retiree has once again found himself caught between genuine admiration for modern technology
Roosters Fan Relieved To Take His Mind Off Government's Abhorrent And Socialist Capital Gains Tax Changes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The mighty Sydney Roosters will throwing the kitchen sink at the New Zealand Warriors when they
Sydney Racist Suddenly Questioning His Whole Worldview After Being Confronted By One Of These
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A racist man has been stopped in his tracks and forced to turn back while deeply
Man Triggers Late Night Existential Crisis By Looking At Upload Date Of Classic Youtube Video
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has reportedly triggered a mild but persistent existential crisis after noticing the upload
Federal Corruption Watchdog To Grill The Easter Bunny Over Disgraceful Findings
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s most adored fluffy little rabbit is expected to get skinned this week, after being
Annoying Lawyer Friend Corrects Every Story Embellishment
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact It was a wet summer’s day in Betoota and friends Jim and Claz were just
Local Oddball Decides To Lay Cable In The Middle Cubicle Of An Empty Bathroom
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A somewhat peculiar cubicle man has today lived up to his reputation. Andre Hilston (31) of
Jim Chalmers Splits The "C" On A Warm 600mL Buddy Of Vanilla Coke
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In what economic analysts are calling his most decisive act of fiscal leadership this term, Treasurer