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Australian men are now free from the shackles of easily accessible hardcore online pornography, as the world's largest adult streaming websites blocks access to Aussie users.
This comes in response to new age-check laws due to come into effect in Australia next week.
Canadian-owned adult content conglomerate Aylo, which owns sites including PornHub, RedTube, YouPorn and Tube8, is no longer accepting new account registrations and has begun blocking access for Australian users on all of it's major platforms.
It is not known if the porn giant is attempting to strong arm the Federal government with this blanket ban, or it is simply disregarding the entire Australian market to avoid the hefty fines that will begin being handed out next week.
Whatever is going on, it's a major development in Australian tech reform - and will face zero political pushback because anyone who voices their concerns with these changes will look like an absolute sicko.
And only 24 hours since Australian men were banned from accessing such content, the visible benefits to society are already on display.
Right around the country, community sporting clubs are reporting a major spike in enrolments - as Australia's pale and pornsick Gen-Z men begin looking for alternative outlets for their youthful exuberance.
Australian pubs and nightlife operators are also noticing a spike in numbers, as young men emerge from their musty wank dens and begin looking for genuine human interaction.
However, social scientists have warned Australians of an awkward 'weening phase' as young men are forced to rapidly up-skill in social cues and offline mannerisms.
Speaking to The Betoota Advocate today, local club president from the Betoota Dolphins RLFC, 'Mad' Mal Mensa says it's great to get a few new wirey backs down at training.
"They'll come in handy once they learn how to tackle and land" says Mad Mal.
"Just need to put a few kilos on them. The $2 cans of full strength from the club bar should help with that"
