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Christmas Presents Once Again Fail To Live Up To 2002 Guinness Book Of World Records
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the 21st time in as many years, this year’s Christmas gifts haven’t even
Sister’s New Boyfriend Makes Bold First Impression By Turning Up In Jeans With More Rips Than Fraser Island
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Eyebrows have been raised far and wide across a backyard barbeque this afternoon, after
Oh This Is Bad: Cousin’s New Boyfriend Was Floating Around During The Hoe Era
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A family get together has been in turmoil this week, after a young Betoota
Popularity Of Online Grocery Shopping Linked To Recent Spike In Shopping Trolleys In Waterways
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT With the spicy once again refusing to leave, many concerned Australians are choosing to take their
Husband Immediately Shushed After Trying To Offer Input On Interior Design Of His Own Home
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has today been silenced after trying to offer some thoughts on how
Report: Every Current Popstar Now Younger Than You
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In sad news for anyone in their mid-thirties, it has been confirmed that any current
History Teacher Reckons Hitler Would Have Loved Your Blonde Hair And Blue Eyes Haha
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A high school teacher has today alerted a student that one of the most famous historical
Hometown Pub Announces Strict “No Arguments After 11pm” Christmas Eve Policy
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A hometown pub has announced new rules for silly season, in an effort to
Australian Cocaine Addict Must Have Really Done A Lot Of The Shit
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota CBD stock broker Linas Courtauld (31) has taken the first positive step in his life
Local Woman Forces Self To Rewind Horny Hypothetical In Head As Her Fantasy Gets Ahead Of Itself
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Just like Sherlock Holmes, local woman Anita Phillips has a mind palace. It’s her way
Rich CEO Flaunts Wealth By Leaving Family-Sized Box Of Ferrero Rocher In Office Kitchen
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A generous company CEO has flaunted his deep wealth this morning, donating a family
Lock Down Fling Now A Summer Fling After Mentioning ‘Family Beach House’
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Betoota romance has been given an extended warranty this afternoon, after the