Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Office Trainwreck Regales Wild Weekend Stories To Bemused Boomer Colleagues
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT The token office trainwreck has today regaled some pretty wild stories to her boomer colleagues, after
Fellow World Leaders Give Scotty The Controller That’s Not Plugged In
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a final humiliation on the world stage, Prime Minister Scott Morrison was spotted playing Nintendo
Local Man Spends Entire Family Dinner Debunking Click Bait Article Parents Saw On Internet
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Gritting his teeth, a local bloke figures he’s got at least thirty minutes before his
Kebab Shop Guy Could Fuck You Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the nation’s drunk idiots has found that the men employed in
Local Woman Channels Her Inner Barefoot Investor By Refusing To Look At Bank Account Until She Gets Paid
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A local woman has today informed our reporter of some very helpful money-saving tips that won’
Mum Welcomes Home Son With 40 Gallon Drum Of Spag Bol And A Metre Slab Of Caramel Slice
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Women’s Weekly cookbook is getting a workout this morning, as an enthusiastic
Bloke Huffs At 15 Minute Wait For A Haircut In Front Of Barber That Waited 15 Weeks To Open
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local fuckwit and fade enthusiast has displayed sheer arrogance this afternoon, chucking a
Unprompted Child Informs Complete Stranger Of Embarrassing Personal Information About Parents
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT If there’s one thing local woman Brea Perry simultaneously loves and hates about working with
Absolute Pest Buys A Harmonica
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In bad news for everyone with ears, local pest Chris Tripp has taken his dickory to
“Guess Who [Out Of The 7.9 Billion People On Planet Earth] I Ran Into Today?!” Asks Girlfriend
A local woman has just asked her boyfriend a question with literally an infinite amount of answers and appears to
Australian Cricketers Admit They’ve Been Screening Scotty’s Calls For A Week Now
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the Prime Minister of Australia desperately searches for any kind of win or valuable result
RSL Recoups Pandemic Losses After Two Minutes Of Reopened Pokies
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT There’s no denying the recent lockdowns have been hard on businesses of all shapes and