Local Menace Prepares To Become Town's Only Trans Asexual Muslim Tonight
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact A French Quarter sharehouse dweller will provide bad data to the Australian Bureau of Statistics
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“We’re Going To Have To Live With This Virus” Says PM, In Reference To George Christensen
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Bad news for Australians who tried to do the right thing in 2021 as Prime Minister
Coalition Insists $9m App Was Worth It For The Two Close Contacts They Found In 2020
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Federal Labor has called for the COVIDSafe app to be ditched as it has only managed
Hunter Valley Diesel Mechanic Disappointed to Learn That Omicron Isn’t The Next Generation of Mitsubishi Triton
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Branxton diesel mechanic is having a miserable commute this morning, uninspired to learn
Inner City Investment Banker Begins Wondering How He’d Last In Prison While Listening To ‘How to Make Gravy’
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As 2021 crawls to an end, a Mosman Banker has enjoyed a good old
Local Boomer Asks Harvey Norman Staff To Direct Her Where She Can Find Her Son A Crypto for Christmas
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Betoota boomer has had to call in the tech experts this afternoon, asking
Free Spirit Colleague Somehow Manages to Drop Burning Man into Unrelated Conversation at Office Christmas Party
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news, a one-time Burning Man attendee has magically managed to name
Op Shop Sticks Pool Noodle In Boot For Added Realism
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In Betoota’s French Quarter, second hand store Red Hearts has gone the extra mile to
Bloke Who Bought Muscle Car To Get Attention From Women Fends Off Daily Compliments From Men
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT When local bloke Ian Haversford bought a Mustang, he expected to earn a lot of attention
First 30 Seconds Of Phone Call With Dad Just Him Swearing At The Phone
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact “Jesus fucking Christ, Theresa, I don’t know how to work this bloody thing!” these are
Small Town Bus Driver Has Seen Some Shit
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Wayne Makeham has been the unofficial angry uncle to over 2 decades worth of Betoota children,
Local Woman Spends A Little Too Much Time Wondering What Picture Would Be Used If She Went Missing
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local woman Emma Shields was fifteen minutes into watching ‘The Quiet Place’ with her boyfriend, Paul
Local Boyfriend Found Regressing To Infant Like Behaviour When Mates Aren’t Around
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT When local bloke Ethan Mochrie is around his mates, you can expect a lot of lad