Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Local Girl Sitting By Speaker Taking This Vote More Seriously Than She Will In May
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Certified triple j fanatic Melanie Armstrong (24) has entered her second hour of sitting by the
Local Bloke Wouldn’t Have Dumped That Cap If He Knew Olivia Rodrigo Would Be Next Song
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local bloke Owen Hughes (32) is dinging like a dingus right now, as Olivia Rodrigo started
Hillsonger Turns Off Hottest 100 After Hearing Language Warning
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Martin West feels as if he’s dodged a bullet today. While listening to the Hottest
“This Should Be Higher” Explains Music Fan Who Didn’t Vote In The Hottest 100
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Equipped with more contemporary music knowledge than almost anybody in living memory, Conch Willis
Boring Partygoer Who Finally Thought Of Something Funny Crushed As Conversation Changes Topic
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A man whose defining personality trait is his job title has attempted to join a conversation,
Artsy Middle-Class Dad Completely Stumped Over Which Blue Plaid Shirt To Wear The Theatre
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT ‘Blue with pink stripes or blue with yellow?’, that’s the question causing turmoil
Home and Away Writer Fired For Not Reaching One Car Crash Scene Per Season Quota
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A Home and Away writer has today been fired after going against the norm and seriously
Unsupervised Lads Strutting Into Cinema Unprepared For Furious Wrath Of Holiday Mums
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An audacious gang of West Betoota lads are about to be knocked down a
PM Asks Toddler Playing With Toy Cash Register If She’d Be Up For A Few Shifts At Woolies
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Scotty from Marketing has today truly outdone himself by suggesting an incredible solution to the nation’
Local Girl’s Indoor Plants Fairly Reflective Of Her Own Wellbeing After Disgusting Silly Season
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Though local woman Tess Eastes likes to consider herself a green thumb, it appears as though
Local 3rd Grader Ostracised At Pre-Season Training For Not Putting On 30 Kegs Over Christmas
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has had a rough end to his Wednesday night, after being forced
Local Dad Mercilessly Heckles Hungover Waiter During Family Breakfast
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Dad Ken Gillespie (59) is really enjoying giving it to the hungover waiter at a