Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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National Cabinet Unveil Plan To Stop Teachers Leaving Profession With An End Of Year Pizza Party
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT With teachers nationwide throwing their hats into the ring or threatening to strike, National Cabinet has
Pete Davidson’s Purple Patch Continues As US Comedian Papped Holding Hands With Gina Rinehart
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Gossip columnists are in a frenzy this afternoon after some sensational images have surfaced online. Popping
Foreman Reckons Apprentice Knows A Thing Or Two About What’s It Like To Have A Meat Shortage Haha
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local foreman has today announced that if anyone knows something about a meat shortage, it’
Scotty Kindly Offers Boris Advice On How To Distract The Public From His Appalling Leadership
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison is being praised for a thoughtful gesture today, after helping out one
Twice Defrosted Pluto Pup Re-Enters Deep Freezer Thanks To Postponement Of Tamworth Country Music Festival
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local food truck operator is believed to be rugging up this afternoon in
Local Woman’s Insomnia Worsened By Boyfriend’s Ability To Fall Asleep In Middle Of Overdue D&M
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT If there’s one thing local woman Laura Knapton can count on, it’s hearing the
Metalhead Drifts Off Into System Of A Down As Wife Berates Him For Leaving His Keys On The Table
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Though he doesn’t listen to metal as much as he used to, Patrick Tyson says
Nationals MPs Spotted Rolling Into The Gold Coast Meriton For Barnaby Joyce’s Bucks Party
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Look out Gold Coast residents, there’s a bunch of fellas who’ve just landed and
It’s Impossible To Find Workers Explains Owner Of Major Restaurant Group Offering Minimum Wage Casual Work
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local hospitality baron has today revealed to The Advocate the extent to which the ‘labour
Fresh Produce Shortage Sees Byron Mum Quietly Swapping Caged Eggs Into Free Range Carton At Home
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Byron Mum is working hard to cover her tracks today, covertly transferring a
Christensen Deported Back To Manila As Government Continues Crusade Against Anti-Vax Posterboys
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It’s been a rough afternoon for outgoing parliamentarian George Christensen, after the outspoken Nationals Senator
With Two Days To Kill In Hobart, Australian Cricket Side Takes A Tour Of MONA’s Wall Of Vaginas
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT The Australian cricket team has found themselves with the time on their hands after racing through