Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Local Leftie Absolutely Rattled By Facebook ‘On This Day’ Reminder
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Deciding that a day spent at home playing video games and drinking wine will definitely send
Report: Tuesday Frisbees Getting The Nod Tonight
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT With the silly season well and truly coming to an end, many Aussies are trying their
Donna Hay Launches New Cookbook ‘Farm To Air Fryer’ To Support Nation’s Transition To Frozen Dinners
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Australia’s Queen of the Quiche Tin, Donna Hay, is set to launch a
100,000 Russian Troops Withdraw From Ukrainian Border After Western Leaders Voice Concerns
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world has breathed a collective sigh of relief today, with Russia finally backing down from
Tony Armstrong Stares Down Teleprompter During Tennis Update Packed With Complex Slavic Surnames
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Australian sports presenter Tony Armstrong had to size up a formidable lineup this morning,
Rising NRL Star On Greyhound Bus To Coffs Harbour Catches Self In NFL Day Dream
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A young NRL prodigy has dared to dream this afternoon, wistfully fantasising about what
Mum Regrets Getting Up To Quickly Check The Spag Bol After Missing Barty’s Rapid 2nd Set
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In another blink and you miss it moment, local superstar Ash Barty has moved into the
Fully Staffed Cafe Accused Of Witchcraft
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota cafe is under investigation following an accusation of witchcraft due to the cafe being
The ‘New Normal’ Apparently Involves Politicians Disgracing Nation Daily
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With Australia’s eastern states letting this thing rip like Beyblades in ‘02, Aussies are learning
Bloke Develops A Vitamin D Deficiency As Online Grocery Shopping Ticks Off Final Reason To Leave House
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A Bondi man has today revealed to The Advocate an unexpected side effect of living the
Stoner Uncle Who Refers To Triple J As ‘The Js’ Not Too Impressed By The Wiggles
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local legend of days past Micky ‘Big Yarns’ Yarnwood (51) has let his nieces and nephews
“What’s Happened! Tell Me!” Mouths Excited Husband After Overhearing Wife’s Reaction To Life Ruining Gossip
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Whoever said men don’t like to gossip, is very very wrong. In fact, if you