Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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CSIRO Launch Experiment To Examine Whether Politicians Are Physically Capable Of Saying Sorry
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s peak scientific body has today announced a landmark study, aimed at answering one
Friendly Goth From School Now Proud Mother Of Two Darling Little Goths Of Her Own
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A red-lipped ‘Black Veil Bride’ has resurfaced on Facebook this week, uploading a
Queenslanders Call For A Foreign Ownership Ban On Property Investors From Down South
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As property prices continue to surge around the country, the Sunshine State has today asked our
Channel 9 Producers Worry MAFS Won’t Be Able To Top Last Two Weeks Of Confrontational Tantrums
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the nation’s major television networks has today revealed that they are seriously concerned
Phone That Previously Survived A Two Storey Fall Shattered After Being Awkwardly Sat On
EFFIE BATEMAN | LIFESTYLE | CONTACT A woman’s iPhone has today been irreparably damaged, despite having had much worse done to
Teacher Upgrades Mazda 3 to Mazda CX-5 After Picking Up New Role As Year Group Coordinator
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Boasting Smart City Brake Support and 19’ alloy wheels, a local school teacher has
Scotty Welcomes Photo Opportunity With Australians Who Physically Can’t Be Seen Glaring
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Scott Morrison’s social media team has pivoted with a refreshed marketing strategy this
Boyfriend Dragged To Movies Must Choose Between Timothée Chalamet as Dystopian Sand Prince or Quirky French Revolutionary
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Betoota man is caught in a deep Youtube vortex this afternoon, researching
Boomer Understands Supermarket Staff Aren’t To Blame But Someone Needs To Get Yelled At
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Like many Australians, local shopper Terry Newton (66) has not been able to pick up all
Local Patriot Acting Like There’s Only A 24 Hour Window For Him To Fire Up the Barbecue Each Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the sun sets on the 26th day of the month of January, a local patriot
White Guy At Invasion Day Rally Wonders If They’d Be Cool With Him Throwing Up A Fist Too
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local Indigenous ally Barney Prince (32) felt a tad too chummy today while attending an Invasion
PM Defends Our Patriotic Right To Uphold 244 Year Tradition Of Spreading Diseases At Australia Day Parties
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT To say Scotty From Marketing is disappointed with Australians is an understatement, even though at this