Terrified Byron Hippy Sitting On A $25m Beach Shack Has No Fucken Idea What His Next Move Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Old man Spider Nucholls had forged himself a life where he was never going to have
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ADHD Drug Concerta Joins Ozempic As The Next Medicine To Be Wasted On People Whose Only Ailments Are Being Lazy, Rich And Annoying
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact The back shelves at pharmacies around town have been stripped of Concerta as the ADHD
“Wagwan My G”: King Charles Greets Zelensky For Lowkey War Talks
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact King Charles III has hosted Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky for a private meeting in London over
REPORT: Last Day Of Summer Come Pub Cold Beer Friday Now
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As temperatures rise on the final day of summer, pubs across the country are reporting an
“That’s Too Far, Man”: Kyle Sandilands Joins Industry Pile-On Of Marty Sheargold
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Unsinkable radio titan Kyle Sandilands has joined the voices condemning Triple M’s Marty Sheargold this
Man With Nothing To Fear And Nothing To Hide Sure Has Done A Lot Of Hiding
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Opposition leader has hit back at the slander surrounding his vast personal wealth this week
Drake Cancels Remaining Australian Shows; Promises Return During Schoolies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Canadian rapper and noted enjoyer of large gatherings of young adults, Drake, has officially cancelled the
Spoilt Rich Arseholes That Block Every New Transport Infrastructure Project Sook Over How Fucked The Transport Is
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The rat-like people of Sydney that occupy the north eastern portion of that open-air sewer are
Kristina Keneally Parachuted Into Division Of Kennedy In Labor Attempt To Wrestle It From Katter
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Senator Kristina Keneally has been announced as Labor’s candidate for the Division of Kennedy
Mix Of Jealousy And Pride Washes Over Local Father As Son Watches ‘Cool Runnings’ For The First Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A wave of pensive nostalgia, pangs of pride, and profound envy has washed over a local
New Zealand Deploy Navy’s Inflatable Destroyer To Shoo Away Chinese Warship
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Royal New Zealand Navy (RNZN) has responded to the presence of a Chinese naval task
Coalition Accidentally Announce They Will Also Support Labor’s Policy Of Not Hiding Your $300m Net Wealth In A Blind Trust
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Coalition has spent the past four weeks throwing their support behind some of Labor’s
Vatican Quickly Running Out Of Pleasant, Unalarming Adjectives To Describe How Pope Spent The Night
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Pope spent a ‘tranquil’ evening last night according to The Vatican, which was after a