Workmate Who Thinks She Can Cook Obviously Used To Be The Classmate Who Thought She Could Sing
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Office worker Katrina Davies is experiencing vivid primary school flashbacks after taking her lunch break with
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Office NPC Says Get Jumper On My Torso Right Now!
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An account director at some forgettable advertising agency has splashed out this morning, securing an ugly
Bond Villain Buys Bond
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Amazon Prime has assumed creative control of the James Bond franchise, effectively becoming the new arbitor
“There’s A Barrel With Gupta’s Name On It” Declares SA Government
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The South Australian government has declared that embattled steel magnate Sanjeev Gupta is now officially on
Angus Tries On A Stab Vest As Hume Redistribution Takes In Suburbs He Only Knows From The News
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor has been spotted cautiously adjusting a Kevlar stab vest this morning, as
“Forgive Me, Father, For I Have Sinned” Says Dad Dosing Toddler With Panadol Before Daycare
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local father sought absolution yesterday morning after committing what he describes as a necessary evil,
Interest Rate Cut To 4.1% As Nation Enjoys The Legacy Of Australia’s Greatest Economic Minds
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank of Australia (RBA) has announced a long-awaited interest rate cut, citing slowed inflation
Property Investors Prepare Their Snouts For Impending Interest Rate Cut
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s aspirational class have been four years in the financial doldrums as interest rates
“It’s Jam-Bon, With a Hard J,” Insists Queenslander Recently Returned from Spain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has returned from a taxpayer-funded shipbuilding junket to Spain with a new interest.
“I Don’t Give A Shit About The Trains, I Need You In The Office Today” Says Boss Who Drove His New BMW In
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city worker has this morning received a firm directive from his boss, who has demanded
Nation’s Career-Devoted Single Women And Ungentlemanly Incels Join Together To Say Today Is Bullshit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two of society’s most vocal but otherwise unassociated factions have come together today to declare
Local Romantic Says Here’s A Dozen Stem Cut Red Roses Grown In Kenya, Snap Frozen And Flown Here Just For Today, Babe
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local man Tom Hastings has outdone himself this Valentine’s Day, arriving home from the gym
Report: She’s Probably Loving All This
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Convicted fraudster Belle Gibson is back in the headlines following the release of Apple Cider Vinegar,