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Report: Waking Up From An Afternoon Nap Feeling Absolutely Appalling Is Normal
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet Reporter | Contact After a big couple of days at work, local publicist Grace Leigh was left feeling
Grown Man Still Terrified To Walk Through Local Park After Dark
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Though the shire council has made numerous efforts to improve the lighting in Apex
Laughter As Man With PhD Repeatedly Claims He’s A Real Doctor
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A recent graduate from Diamantina Technical College has been called out today on his habit of
Girlfriend Doesn’t Understand How Sick Boyfriend Is
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet Reporter | Contact Despite the fact that everyone comes down with a cold at some point during winter,
Local Barman Longs For The Day When He Can Say Thank God It’s Friday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact People like Wavell Rhodes are the unsung heroes of Friday afternoons. They pour the
Hay Fever Ads Herald The Beginning Of The Worst Time Of The Year
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Move over winter! There’s a new cunt of a season in town! That’
Local Bangladeshi sous chef can’t stop smiling for some reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Workmates of Mohammed Sayeed have told The Advocate that the typically quiet young man
A message from The Betoota Advocate to The Onion’s Editorial Board
RE: A MESSAGE FROM THE ONION’S EDITORIAL BOARD TO THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE On behalf of The Betoota Advocate, I’
Enjoying A Run To IKEA Clearest Indicator That Man Is Getting Old
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Activities like pouring his heart out to a complete stranger at three in the
Local Private Boys’ School Principal Dares Any Pupil To Turn Up To School In A Dress
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The principal of an exclusive local private boys’ school has taken time out of
Office Brunch Grinds To A Halt After Discovering Man From Accounts Doesn’t Watch Game of Thrones
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An office of Betoota’s least interesting people enjoyed an early lunch this morning
James Sutherland Forced To Swear Blood Oath To Rupert Murdoch As Big Bash Moves To Foxtel
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As per company protocol, the head of Cricket Australia has sworn a blood oath