I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down the Albanese government's fifth and most ambitious
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Regional DJ Breaks With Tradition And Ends Night With Song Other Than ‘Khe Sahn’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a shock to party goers and regulars alike, a local DJ ended the night last
Man Gambles With Life By Putting Head Under Water In Local Spa
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An ageing local pastoralist has thrown caution to the wind and dipped his head under the
Local accountant wonders how his life got to the point where he cares about Ninja Warrior result
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local tax accountant delved deep into his own psyche last night after he found himself,
“You Look Good In This Photo” Says Friend, Who Must Think You Don’t Usually Look Good?
LUCINDA DELROY | Style | Contact In a seemingly kind and helpful exchange, a local girl has today declared that her other
Shock as local Persian rug outlet closes after fire sale as promised
SOPHIE WARD | Cadet Reporter | Contact A friendly local rug merchant has broken with tradition and closed his successful outlet store
“What’s wrong with you?”: Man forced to explain why he doesn’t watch Game of Thrones
MARCIA GREY | Local News | Contact An overly polite account manager at a local advertising firm has been forced to defend
POLL: ‘Real Americans’ beginning to think Kid Rock would’ve been a better president
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A poll conducted by Columbia University has concluded that the overwhelming majority of the ‘real Americans’
AMAZING! Man somehow able to sleep on airplane without abusing Xanax
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Move over Captain Snooze, there’s a new sleep king in town! Walter Bronson, a semi-retired
Middle manager asks junior colleague if he’s got ‘Mondayitis’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular South Betoota paralegal was bailed up in the corridor of his boutique law firm
Local bloke looks 40 years too young to be using a handkerchief
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet Reporter | Contact Friends have berated young Leo Davidson this morning after he thought it perfectly normal to
Lithgow And Bathurst Man Brawl Over Who Has The Best Maccas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact If you talk to Jayden Carter, Lithgow man Kane Willis is a ‘putrid dog’ that talks
Local fellow clips pedestrian to get some value of out his CTP insurance
DANIEL GOSS | Consumer Affairs | Contact Two years ago, Roger Dalton paid close to five hundred clams for his compulsory third