Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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A Message From The Onion’s Editorial Board To The Betoota Advocate
Below you will find The Onion’s official statement on its recent and startling encounter with fellow news organization The
Cricketers currently getting flogged in Bangladesh attempt to justify pay increase
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact After wrangling a significant pay increase for international male and female cricketers, as well as
Owner Of Sea Shepherd Hoodie Shocked To Learn Whale Is Actually Pretty Dang Tasty
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Dakota’s Lennon world has been rocked. All those hours painting placards and shouting
Local Law Student Stands Accused Of Taking Moot Court A Bit Too Seriously
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A law student at East Betoota Polytechincal has lashed out at suggestion and rumour
Referee confirms he can hear local man screaming at him through the television
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sport | Contact In what started out as a line of questioning to determine if a local referee’s
Family Photo From 1985 Still Haunting Local Father
BERNARD FUG | Family | Contact There was a time when Michael Gomez thought he could laugh about it – but that time
Man says he’s ‘stiffer than a boogie board’ this morning after first net session back
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An explosive return to Australia’s only true national sport has left one local
Science Develops Long Black Coffee That’s Immediately Drinkable
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia’s peak scientific body, the CSIRO, announced this morning to the media that
Man Down The Pub Told You That Mayweather Would Win In The 10th Before It Even Started
EEROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A boxing prophet who decided to grace The Betoota Hotel with his presence this
Overexcited Mate Who Bended Through To McGregor Fight Won’t Stop Shadow Boxing
EEROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A South Betoota software developer has taken time out of his busy Sunday to
Man says McGregor will go down in the third after reading it multiple times on internet forum
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Kevin Bromine has been feverishly following boxing ever since Horn v Pacquiao and it’
“Well… almost…” says local Wallabies fan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local chartered accountant has just revealed to The Advocate via telephone that he