Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Wallabies Fan Chuffed To Discover He’s Kiwi By Descent Before Bledisloe Showdown
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local banker says he’s thrilled and chuffed after discovering that he’s
Local Student Painstakingly Selects And Buys Novel He Knows He’ll Never Read
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Tsundoku is a Japanese word for the literary affliction of buying books you don’
The Goo Goo Dolls confirm their hit song ‘Iris’ is about Tony Windsor’s political career
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact American rock trio, The Goo Goo Dolls, have told reporters this afternoon that maverick
Local-private-educated-upper-middle-class-coward says he’s a political centrist
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A politely young local man who goes through life trying not to offend anybody
Thoughtful Housemate Tries To Keep His Stomping And Yelling Between 1 And 3 AM
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A loud young man has reportedly woken up everyone he lives with overnight after
Local Pub Chef Breaks With Tradition And Doesn’t Develop Crippling Addiction To Alcohol
GREG ORTO-FELLATIO | Food | Contact Meet Domenic Rowland. Successful, confident and on top of his game. After a number of
Local Costume Party Deemed a Success Despite One Man Refusing To Dress Up
BRETT ORANGE | Social Pages | Contact A renown local party pooper has failed to rain on a Betoota Ponds costume party
Melbourne Reverend Says He’s Been Pro-Same-Sex Marriage Since Before It Was Cool
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Melbourne Reverend came out today and told friends and family that he’s
Local Snake Just Catching Up With His Mate’s Girlfriend
MOYRA BRICK | Relationships | Contact A reader wrote to The Advocate earlier this week asking what he should do about a
Local jetski owner puts finishing touches on new house with home bar
MARINE DELPHENE | Local News | Contact A reformed dolphin poacher had a soft-opening for his home bar to mild fanfare
White House says images of President Trump looking at eclipse without protection are fakes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Office of the President has released a statement earlier today that declared the
Local Tailender Drops A Grand On New Bat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local number 9 batsman has walked out of Wilson Sporting Goods on Mitchell