I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down the Albanese government's fifth and most ambitious
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NRL’s Diversity Manager says he’d get promoted if he committed an Ali Fahour-style on-field assault
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The head of the National Rugby League’s [NRL] Diversity Unit has empathised with his AFL
Worldly Private School Girl Captions Family Photo In Italian
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A recent graduate of North Betoota’s exclusive St Gretel’s School for Girls revealed to
‘Make Houses Cheaper!’ Says Gen Y Who Just Bought A $1400 Hooded Jumper
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A self-indulgent 28-year-old advertising account manager has lashed out at every form of government this afternoon
Man who spends most nights at home alone listening to shoegaze in the dark welcomes Kim Jong-un’s impending nuclear apocalypse
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A North Betoota NEET [Not in Education, Employment, or Training] has taken the time out of
REPORT: 9 in 10 MagicBullets™ are sold between 2am and 4am to half-pissed men
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A groundbreaking report into the television shopping industry has uncovered some shocking and disturbing figures – one
Friends travel to Europe to find Australian-themed bar to watch football in and drink XXXX
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of friends from the North Betoota Cricket Club have gone on tour this week,
Local PE Teacher Concerned His Students Aren’t Putting 110% Into Beep Test
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact All that Robert Illes wants from his students is their personal best – that’s his internal
Former High School Classmates Locked In Conversation Neither Of Them Wanted
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Though it’s been nearly a decade since Sam Willhelm first raised his eyebrows and smiled
Steve Smith returns to previous job bowling big leg breaks in rural England
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Currently-unemployed-cricketer Steve Smith has been forced to return to his old job bowling big old leg
First Home Buyer Hospitalised With Avocado Deficiency
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After buying when the market is at its highest and the interest rates are at their
Man becomes boxing expert over the course of the afternoon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A polite young man has been drifting through the Betoota Hotel this afternoon telling anybody who’
Halfback Criticised For Wearing Boardies In Shower And Not Letting The Boys See His Cock
WENDELL HUSSEY | Intern | Contact Steve Samson hasn’t heard the end of it this week. The university student who plays