Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Man resigned to spending Friday night with his partner after group chat goes quiet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet Reporter | Contact Stephen Donald has finally asked his girlfriend if she would like to go out for
Optimistic Bloke Buys Cookbook He Won’t Ever Look At Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Intern Reporter | Contact After meandering through a book shop whilst waiting for his girlfriend, young Lucas Davis made
All Black Aaron Smith becomes Reading Writing Hotline brand ambassador in wake of sex scandal
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact All Blacks superstar Aaron Smith has revealed this afternoon that in the wake of
Travel Agent Cuts Out Middle Man And Just Sells Bag To Couple Booking South American Holiday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local travel agency has created controversy this morning after they revealed that they’
Sales manager mentions that he did the City2 Surf for the 25th time this week
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Rodger Samuels’ colleagues have confirmed that they have almost had enough this week, after a certain
Ascot grandmother signs up to Stan just to see Matt Okine’s bare arse in The Other Guy
BERNICE TWISP | Social Media | Contact A toey septuagenarian from the leafy Brisbane enclave of Ascot has spoken candidly to The
Local Apprentice Treated To Pixelated Porno That His Boss’s Mate Sent Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Graham Scholls is a simple man. He enjoys his dog racing, party pies for
Hip youth begging for cigarette in hotel smoking area wondering if local man can roll it for him as well
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A prominent local smoker has come under fire today after refusing to roll a
Man fears his mother is being brainwashed by Minions memes after joining the Face Book
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A semi-retired local mother has taken to social media this morning in an
Question Time named highest-rating television drama this week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For the first time in recorded history, the ABC’s Question Time has taken
Local advertising account coordinator reckons he could be a creative easy peasy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man so devoid of any discernible personality that he took a job
Local fool discovers shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Curiosity got the better of prominent local fool, Glenn Bexley, this afternoon after he