Barnaby Joyce Deposits 300k From His Super Into Newly Made Sportsbet Account After Hearing How The VIPs Get Looked After
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man aspiring to return to his role as Deputy Minister has today made quite a
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Mum Makes Thinly-Veiled Threat To Children To Not Fuck Up Christmas By Catching The Sydney Sneeze
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights mother-of-four has told her children to stay the fuck
Dad Generously Gives Family Exactly 2 Hours And 30 Minutes To Do Their Boxing Day Shopping
EFFIE BATEMAN | Brisbane | Contact A local dad has today been uncharacteristically generous by agreeing to partake in the family’s
Man Heading Overseas Next Week Taking Virus More Seriously Than He Ever Did During Lockdown
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A triple-vaccinated young man who’s spent the last two years talking down
Woman Says If Omicron Doesn’t Ruin Christmas, Telling Her Uncle That Bradman Was A Racist Probably Will
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local woman has committed to ruining the only day her mother truly enjoys
Noisy Smash Assessor Reckons That 9 Times Out Of 10 It’s A Write-Off, Aye
MIGUEL MARTINEZ | Metro | Contact “It’s never been a secret that the fucking insurance companies are a bunch of crooks,
Barnaby Returns From America With The Suitcase Of Duty-Free Dead Cats That Scotty Asked For
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Deputy Prime Minister has defeated the covid and has returned home to Canberra
Local Man Hatches Plan To Catch The Herb-Stealing Fuck Who Keeps Pillaging His Rosemary
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter terrace dweller says he’s sick and tired of other people
Launceston Man Marvels At Brisbane Cousin’s Fancy New Outdoor Garbage Incinerator
FRED THALE | Tourism | Contact A man from the Central Tasmanian town of Launceston has been filled with wonder and astonishment
“Why Am I Eating This?” Man Asks Himself Halfway Through Subway Foot-Long
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For some reason, a local city worker found himself in the heart of our
“So Urea Is Like The Spice From Dune?” Scotty Asks Team Of Shrugging Nationals MPs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister says he’s struggling to get his head around the concept
NSW PE Teachers Continue Strike Action By Playing Ashes All Day In Classrooms
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Milparinka PE Teacher has kept the strike action rolling today by refusing to
Game Of Cricket Interrupts Endless Stream Of Predatory Gambling Ads
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite the cries of ‘Fuck Me!’ that resonated around the country seconds after the