Anko Pervert Glasses Sell Out In Grim New Low For Society
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There were lines this week that snaked into the Kmart carpark in Betoota Heights
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PM: “Fuck It, This Djokovic Shit Can Wait ‘Till Monday”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A senior public servant has made the decision to leave some very important work
Man Buying Leaf Blower Unknowingly Becomes The Object Of Neighbourhood’s Murder Fantasy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man who lives in a garden apartment has bought himself a
Perth Man Says Won’t Be Watching The Hobart Test Because There’s No TV Inside His Traditional Yurt
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Perth man has told The Advocate the stolen Hobart Test today because there’
Scotty Tells Transport Workers They’re Only A Close Contact If They Full-On Pash A Positive Case
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has once again made changes to the way in which Australians
Federal Gov Says They’re Waiting For Brian Houston To Tell Them What To Do About Djokovic
FR ROGER STEELE | Religious Affairs | Contact Special Counsel assisting the Morrison Government, Brian Houston, has yet to make a decision
Perrottet: “This Is Fine”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The defacto leader of the failed state of New South Wales has moved to
Landlord Seeking Post-Lockdown Rent Rise Asked By Tenant If He’s Considered Getting Fucked
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter property investor is seeking a rental increase from one of his
Terrified Boomer Trades The Cutesy Handmade Cloth Mask For A N95 Doomsday Death Shield
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a sign that things are starting to get worse here in our cosmopolitan
Kindle Laid To Rest In Local Woman’s Junk Drawer As Summer Holiday Comes To An End
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A digital book library for people with ADHD has been put into a local
Future Lockdowns All But Confirmed After PM Declares They’ll Never Happen Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Lockdowns are set to continue in 2022 after Prime Minister Scott Morrison told journalists
Hungover Women Continues Tradition Of Comfort Watching Harry Potter While Feeling Like Utter Shit
EFFIE BATEMAN | Brisbane | Contact There are some traditions that last the test of time and for local woman Tegan Sowry
Mum Makes Thinly-Veiled Threat To Children To Not Fuck Up Christmas By Catching The Sydney Sneeze
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights mother-of-four has told her children to stay the fuck