Errol Parker

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City Of Betoota Throws Hat In Ring To Host Fifth Ashes Test

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Perth’s loss could be Betoota’s gain, according to Lord Mayor Keith Carton

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Barnaby Reprimands Senator McMahon For Breaking First Rule Of National Party Fight Club

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce says the incident at the party’s Christmas function between

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Mark McGowan Reveals Plan To Steal The Sydney To Hobart Yacht Race From NSW

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Government of the People’s Republic of Western Australia (DPRWA) is seeking revenge

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PM: “How Good’s Turning The Bathurst 1000 Into A Personal Branding Exercise And Getting Booed Mercilessly?”

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The knockabout bloke who moonlights at the Prime Minister says he’s feeling hard-

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PM: “If Only We Had A Federal Body To Prove Home Affairs Contracts My Mates Got Are All Sweet”

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has thanked God and his angst-riddled son that it’s

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“Libs Need A Strong Replacement For Porter, Like His Mate’s Nephew Or Something,” Say Analysts

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Liberal Party insiders are fearing a brain drain is underway as both Christian Porter

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English Cricketer Disqualified For Ashes Selection Because He Is English

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A fringe member of the English Cricket Team has been sent home after selectors

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POLICE STATE: Man Finds Himself On Watchlist After Buying A Simple Recipe Book From Vinnies

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man, of the Betoota Heights division in our humble but cosmopolitan desert

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New Anti-Troll Laws Welcomed By [Redacted By Legal] Who [Redacted By Legal] The Philippines

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A swathe of anti-troll laws are set to enter Federal Parliament this week

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School Playground Hears How Omicron Had Two Of His Ribs Removed So He Could Mutate Himself

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights state schoolyard has heard rumours this morning about a deadly new

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Report: Just Lettuce Read The Letter, Georgie Boy, Let The People Be The Judge

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local champion of free speech and libertarianism George Christensen is blocking, for the third

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Flag-Wearing Patriot Suffers Existential Crisis After Realising Scotty Is Actually Full Of Shit

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deep in thought as he stares out into the Big Blue Bin off Sydney,