Errol Parker

The Nation

Local Supermarket Just Raises The Price Of Everything For No Reason Because Why Not

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The greasy-haired fuck who runs the Betoota Heights Franklins has admitted to The Advocate today that

Sports

Rory Breaks Silence: “Damned Saudis Just Popped Up, Cut Me Down In My Prime”

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The golf world has woken to shocking news this morning that the PGA, DP World Tour

The Nation

Universe Decides To Test Local Man’s Resolve Once Again After Ruining His Emergency Freezer Pizza Dinner

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man was denied a small comfort last night after the powers that be

The Nation

“We Have These Sandwiches Back Home” Albo Tells Vietnamese Officials

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has enjoyed a taste of home while in Vietnam this week.

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Cost-Of-Living Got You Down? Just Move Back Home With Your White Middle-Class Parents In The Suburbs

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank is set to turn up the dial on what’s left of middle

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NRL Wonder Why Their “Stop Watching GayFL! Watch Real Footy!” Campaign In Adelaide Has Failed So Spectacularly

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The NRL brains trust has been left to hand out tickets to State of Origin tonight

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RBA Governor Philip Lowe Falls To His Knees In Circular Quay And Vomits Watching People Pay $40 For 5 Churros At Vivid Foodtruck

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The man standing between us and the inflation monster that’s threatening to kill us all

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Troy Buswell Blows The Conch Of Vasse To Herald His Intent To Run In Rockingham By-Election

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Troy Buswell, the disgraced former Treasurer of Western Australia, has blown the conch of Vasse this

The Nation

Citizens Of Democratic People’s Republic Of Western Australia Begin Openly Weeping In Street As Chairman McGowan Dies

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Chairman Mark McGowan, the defacto leader of the Democratic People’s Republic Of Western Australia (DPRWA)

The Nation

“You Know, It’s Nice To See Kids Having Fun Outside For Once” Says Local Old Codger

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter barfly remarked to our reporter this morning that he finds it nice to

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“Why Hasn’t Anyone Given That Ute A Parking Fine Yet?” Asks Sydney Supreme Eternal Leader Clover Moore

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A ute crushed by fire and bricks has caught the ire of the harbour city’s

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Tas Premier Reminds Stadium Naysayers That It Will Have A Roof So People Could Hypothetically Live There If That’s What They Want

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The embattled Tasmanian Premier has the political fight of his life ahead, trying to wrangle his