Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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Company Accused Of Dodgy Dealings Does More Dodgy Dealings In Effort To Seem Less Dodgy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s largest employers of people completely devoid of personality and moral panache
Novelty T-Shirts From Alternate Missing Sub Outcome Begin Appearing In West African Villages
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Several tons of novelty t-shirts have arrived in parts of West Africa this morning after the
Report: Why?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A new miniseries devoted to dramatizing the life of the late cricketer Shane Warne has prompted
City Worker Written Up For Yelling “Get A Fucking Dog Up Ya Ya Fucken Pommie Fuck” In His English Coworker’s Earhole This Morning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An Old City District legal practitioner has attracted the ire of his firm’s HR department
Local Man Who Wants Some Extreme Stress And Anxiety In His Life Will Be Tuning Into The Ashes This Evening
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An unrushed young man from our town’s cosmopolitan French Quarter has lamented the absence of
Victorian Farmer Grows Something Lame Like Apples Or Some Shit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A regional Victorian has turned his back on conventional farming practices to grow apples and other
Local Woman Begins Spending The $100m Powerball Jackpot In Her Head Seconds After Buying A Singular QuickPick
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “It’s a surprisingly zen activity,” she said. “Deciding which relatives you’re going to make
Lawyer That’s No Good At Keeping His Clients Out Of Prison Peruses The EOFY Offers At Hush Puppies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter lawyer that has a very competitive hourly rate but is ultimately not very
New Zealand Slips Into Recession Triggering Seven Job Losses Across The Nation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The New Zealand has officially entered a recession today after the lastest growth data has shown
Pat Cummins Takes Team To Underground Cockfight In Peckham For A Pre-Ashes Bonding Session
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australian Test captain Pat Cummins has taken his unconventional methods of leadership to new heights this
Government Considering An Aged Care Levy On Taxpayers Urged To Consider Going And Getting Fucked
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In yet another insult to working families, the Federal Government has put together a taskforce to
RBA Boss Shares His Modern Money Saving Tips: “Ask A Woman In Your Household To Make You A Lunch Everyday”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a time when everything is going bad, our senior public servants are thinking of us