Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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Local Tattoo Artist Forced To Whip Out The Orbital Sander After Client’s Card Declines
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Clients at a popular Betoota ponds tattoo parlour were given the shock of their life yesterday,
CFMEU Momentarily Pause Protest To Wolf Whistle Young Mums Returning From School Run
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Brisbane mother unwittingly found herself in the middle of a chaotic scene during the afternoon
Insurance Providers To Only Cover Oasis Reunion If Brothers Are Separated By Trump Style Glass On Stage
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As rumours continue to swirl about an impending Oasis reunion, The Advocate can confirm it is
Former Wall of Death Organiser Can’t Wait To Let That Freak Off The Leash Again
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT The suburban streets of Betoota are being treated to a symphony of nu-metal classics
“I Only Vape When I’m Drinking” Says Woman Who Finds Self Pouring A Wine Every Arvo So She Can Vape
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In an astounding display of mental gymnastics, Betoota Heights woman Anita Gunn, 25 has denied all
Boomer Who Never Worked Longer Than 9-5 For 40 Years Says Right To Disconnect Is Typical Of Lazy Youth
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An elderly Betoota Heights gentleman has taken to Facebook today to share his thoughts on the
Local Bloke Wishes Cat Could Ask For Attention Without Shoving His Leather Cheerio In His Face
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has yet again found himself begging his cat to please, please stop shoving
Dad Too Stubborn To Call A Plumber To Make Problem Ten Times Worse With Botched DIY Attempt
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT In an astounding showcase of stubbornness, local Betoota Heights dad Gary Palmer managed to turn a
Mate Who Nipped Finger Off Using A Mandoline Still Convinced It’s More Convenient Than A Knife
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT In an unsurprising twist for anyone who knows him, local Betoota Heights resident Kyle Watson remains
Local Woman Asks Boyfriend If His Pixelated Soccer Players Are Making Him Sad Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman coming home to a very sullen boyfriend has come to the conclusion that his
Local Bachelor Treats Favourite Winter Tracky Dacks To First Wash Since Easter
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A Betoota man who doesn’t own a bed base is patting himself on
Hangry Woman Considering Breaking Off Friendship After Mate Insists On Lining Up For An Hour To Try This Place
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact What was supposed to be a fun outing has turned into a test of patience and