"How's That Feel?" Says The Third Schooner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It's a springtime Friday arvo in a sunny beer garden and the third schooner
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Classmate's Uncle's Fading Stash Of Skin Mags Surpasses Gold As Australia's Most Valuable Commodity
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The long lost second-hand market for blue magazines has been resurrected in Australia overnight. This
One Nation's Chances In Adelaide’s West Eviscerated After Local Greek Labels Them Malakas On Live TV
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Pauline Hanson's One Nation are currently experiencing potentially disastrous speed wobbles in South Australia,
Spike In Enrolments For Community Sport As Pornsick Gen-Z Men Emerge From Their Wank Dens
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian men are now free from the shackles of easily accessible hardcore online pornography, as the
Roosters Fan Relieved To Take His Mind Off Government's Abhorrent And Socialist Capital Gains Tax Changes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The mighty Sydney Roosters will throwing the kitchen sink at the New Zealand Warriors when they
Federal Corruption Watchdog To Grill The Easter Bunny Over Disgraceful Findings
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s most adored fluffy little rabbit is expected to get skinned this week, after being
Annoying Tiktok Street Interviewer Meets His Match With Even More Annoying Local Charity Pest
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local aspiring social media star Sasha Preston (28), who has dipped his toes into several genres
Faded Haircut Guide Poster At Turkish Barbershop Somehow Older Than The Actual Barber
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A faded haircut guide poster hanging on the wall of a local barber shop has somehow
Local Mum Forced To Cover Child's Eyes While Walking Down Cursed "British Foods" Aisle At Woolies
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A brave mother has today been forced to shield her daughter from one of the greatest
Supermarket Bosses Thrilled By Opportunity To Begin Charging $13 For A Packet Of Salt And Vinegar
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Executives at our nation's two big supermarkets are rubbing their greasy palms together this
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney Pops Into Goulburn To Visit His Long Lost Cousin Todd
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Canadian Prime Minister has quickly darted away from Canberra for some personal matters this morning,
Persian-Australian Surprised To Learn From Bevan At Work That America Has Only Declared War On Iran To Protect Pedos In Florida
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Persian-Australian contract lawyer that fled the brutality of Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps as a
78-Year-Old Liberal Branch Member Sick Of Not Being Taken Seriously At Meetings Because He's Too Young
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Liberal Party branch meeting in Betoota Ponds has ended in a fiery exchnage overnight, as