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Local aspiring social media star Sasha Preston (28), who has dipped his toes into several genres of generic social media content such as pranks, dating advice and fitness, until finding his niche with on the street interviews, may have met his demise yesterday afternoon.
The 28 year old, who was out on the streets of Sydney filming part 521 of his "How much money do you make and show your bank account to prove it you coward" series, thought he may have finally found someone that was actually keen to talk to him.
"He spotted me with the mic and commented on my shoes, I really thought I wouldn't have to hide the cameraman for once" explained Sasha.
"So jumped straight into the question as I normally do and boom"
Before Sasha could even get the question out he was hit with, "Hey I'm actually with LIVESTRONG and I'd love just a moment of your time" by the charity pest.
"I was a little confused because I was wanting to get a moment of HIS time." Sasha reflected
The duo reportedly spent several minutes negotiating a fair trade in each other's time.
"We agreed that I would listen to his entire spiel on the condition that he get to listen to my entire spiel after"
The agreement ultimately collapsed after both men realised neither had any intention of listening to the other.
Witnesses say the pair are still standing on George Street today, each politely waiting for the other to go first.