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September 2023
65-Year-Old GP Takes Off Stethoscope After A Long Hard Day Of Fat-Shaming And Telling Depressed People To Buy Some Runners And Wake Up To Themselves
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September 2023
Local ESFP Urged To Stop With The Expressive Gestures After Knocking Over Second Glass Of Wine
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September 2023
ZB Commodore Owner Also A Proper Weird Unit In Other Aspects Of Life
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September 2023
Nation Shocked The Same Old Men Who Thought Gays Should Stay The Fuck Away From Marriage Also Think Indigenous People Should Stay The Fuck Away From Parliament
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September 2023
“We’re The Fresh Food People” Says Supermarket That Plastic Shrink Wraps Steak Like An Endangered Insect Exhibition
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September 2023
Kiwi Mate Finally Returns From McCaw-Style Sabbatical After Worst Weekend In NZ Sporting History
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September 2023
Casual Worker Unable To Enjoy Parmi After Calculating That It Cost Her An Hour Of Labour
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September 2023
Disgruntled 2GB Caller Says ‘Arrogant’ Latrell Mitchell Refused To Stop And Pose For A Photo When They Passed Each Other At 110KM Per Hour On The Pacific Motorway
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September 2023
Suburban Weed Dealer’s Extravagant Fish Tank In A Far Better State Than His Own Enclosed Habitat
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September 2023
Out-Of-Touch Inner-City Yuppie Secures $3B To Build Homes For Domestic Violence Victims And Veterans
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September 2023
‘That’s A Stupid Name’ Replies Woman After Asking Mate For The Name Of New Sworn Enemy
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September 2023
Colleague Told To Be Discreet About Pay Rise Returns To Work Rocking Full Head Of Foils