Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Korean stock market is currently mirroring the Wests Tigers NRL team. You could argue it
Real Estate Agents Frightened By New Phenomenon Of People Buying Homes To Live In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems that banning child traffickers and foreign drug cartels from laundering the proceeds of crime
Scientist Who Invented Baby Wipes That Come Out One-At-A-Time Dies Mysteriously
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Queensland Police have their work cut out for them this week after a prominent
Local Bloke Set For His Own Odyssey With 16 Schooners Tonight, Followed By 12 Rental Inspections, A Baby Shower And In-Laws Birthday Party Tomorrow
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A modern day Odysseus is preparing for his very own Odyssey this evening. Nearly 3000 years
Lachlan Kennedy No Longer Fastest White Boy On Earth After Young Local Dad With 30 Minute Window For Schooners Shatters Record Running To Pub
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A father of two from our town's northern outskirts has this week
Tools Down Everyone Let's Go To The Pub Because At The End Of The Day, It's All Just A Big Club And You're Not Invited
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It's Friday afternoon finally and like everyone else, our politicians and media
Italy Threaten To Boycott Next World Cup If FIFA Continue With Privatisation Push
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Italian Football Federation has today drawn a line in the sand. The people in charge
"Look At What's Happening In Spain Right Now" Says Geopolitical Expert Conveniently Ignoring Where Ceuta Is Located
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota Heights man Tom Austin is fired up today! He's fired up most days,
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Local Woman’s Sick Voice Sadly Not So Husky And Sultry And More Like Frank Walker From National Tiles
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Betoota Heights local Chloe Parker (25) has spent the last few months somehow managing to evade
Friend Who Always Shouts The Uber Feeling A Weird Kinship With Gina Rinehart
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A friend that always finds herself paying for the uber is currently feeling an uneasy kinship
Sydney Data Centre Dispute Causes Yuppies To Begrudgingly Side With The Golfing Community
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A looming data centre in a southern Sydney suburb has forced a local woman to join
Current Dating Climate Leaves Local Woman Feeling Like The Green And Orange Gummy Worm
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT 31 weeks into the year and Georgie Bert (25) is on the verge of giving up
The Nation
Pocock Lights Up His First Ever Cigarette And Exhales In Complete Silence After Learning That Online Sportsbetting Companies Have Been Providing Hookers And Coke To Suicidal Problem Gamblers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems that Australia's culture of problem gambling is way, way worse than anyone
Real Estate Agents Frightened By New Phenomenon Of People Buying Homes To Live In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems that banning child traffickers and foreign drug cartels from laundering the proceeds of crime
Brisbane Brought To Its Knees As CityCat Skippers Prove They Weren't Fucken Bluffing About Going On Strike
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT STOP THE BOATS: The lifeblood of the Queensland capital, the iconic CityCat ferry network, temporarily ceased
Chemist Warehouse Security Now Equipped With Attack Dogs And Trip Wires
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Chemist Warehouse's notoriously strong security presence is set for a revamp over the coming
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Andrew Tate's Alpha Male Monologue Fails To Resonate With Fellow Inmates At Miami Megamax
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Manosphere king and "buy my course" guru Andrew Tate is reportedly not having the
Cape Town Excited To Once Again Become A Big Deal As Red Sea Closure Redirects Global Trade Routes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Cape Town residents are silently hopeful that the escalating instability in the Red Sea and a
Film Critics Agree The Only Thing Missing From 'The Odyssey' Is Eric Bana Speaking In A Thick Broadmeadows Accent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In an era of second-screen viewing and underwhelming streaming slop, it can be confirmed this
Prince Harry Decides He’ll Just Start At Spoons And Kick On All Night After Being Denied Stay At Buckingham Palace
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Buckingham Palace has reportedly denied Prince Harry a place to stay during his UK visit this
Politics
Nobody In The Northern Territory Overly Shocked By Army Boys Punching On With Cattlemen
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In breaking news, it appears that the Pope is still Catholic. Not only this, but bears
Two Week Military Operation Starting To Give People That 2003 Feeling
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Trump's two week military endeavour in Iran is starting to give more and more
Daily Mail Reveals Count Binface's Shady Links With Dissident Irish Republicans In The Early 2000s
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A bombshell Daily Mail investigation has uncovered the independent candidate for Clacton-on-Sea Count Binface&
National Party Leaders Criticise Own Members For 'Unhelpful Obsession' With Agriculture And Rural Communities
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The National Party would lose almost every seat if a Federal Election was called tomorrow. Just
Sports
Cole Palmer Discovers His Favourite Meal Of All Time
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Cole Palmer has just stumbled upon a life changing meal while on tour in Western Sydney.
England Proves They Can Still Get Pumped Without Even Facing South Americans Or Europeans
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT British sports fans were initally excited for the chance to achieve a few podium finishes in
Benji Marshall Refutes Claims That Players Have Been Openly Punching Bucket Bongs In The Tigers Centre Of Excellence
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It's been a testing for months for the long-suffering cohort of Australian sports
Glasgow Thriving With The Economic Boost That Dan Andrews Denied Regional Victoria
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A solemn mood has swept across regional Victoria today - as the people of Gippsland, The Grampians