Local Woman Falls Blissfully Asleep To The Most Deeply Twisted And Horrific Crime Podcast Available To Her

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A local professional from Betoota's inner-city French Quarter has discovered the secret to falling asleep in an instant - which is to just simply listening to the most gruesome and horrific story of a serial killer who also molested the dead bodies of his victims.

37-year old real estate marketing director, Georgia Lee has been suffering from insomnia when she accidentally came across the podcast. 

“I tried everything, melatonin, reading, exercise - God, I even tried writing in a diary, nothing seemed to work” Georgia told our reporter. 

“But then one night I started listening to Good Hang with Amy Poehler...” 

Georgia was listening to the popular podcast hosted by the Parks and Recreation star when its next suggested podcast was about an Outback serial killer case from the 1990s. 

“I know it’s fucked but there's something about this depraved story of an itinerant serial killer and rapist who has murdered innocent and unsuspecting people at random that sends me into a deep slumber"

"I'm out for the count. Deep REM - as the ominous narrator begins exploring up to 100 murders that remain unsolved in roughly the same vicinity"

Georgia woke up the next morning completely rested but with a new anxiety for getting murdered and then necrophiled when she leaves the house.