Market Dip Somehow Both A Good Time To Buy And A Good Time To Sell, Says Panicking Real Estate Agent
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local door opener has today confirmed to The Advocate that it's not the
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Darwin’s Doggo Population Begin Slowly Returning Home After Cracker Night Horror
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The most Top End tradition of them all took place in the Northern Territory last night,
Opinion: The Public Should Pay To Save My McMansion From Being Eaten By The Sea
JERRY TAYLOR | Sydney Yes, yes, get your popcorn and come down to the seaside to watch my house tumble into
“A Crash In House Prices Would Be Catastrophic” Says The People Directly Responsible For This Unsustainable Property Bubble
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Some bloke who works in the Australian property industry has today provided The Betoota Advocate an
Aussie News Cycle Pauses To Give The Spotlight To Sydney Residents Enduring A Mild Weather Event
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s fairly wet in Sydney this week. But most Australians would know that by now,
We All Know What This Is, Right?
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT US President Donald Trump has been papped touring an immigration detention centre in the Florida Everglades,
Grazier Asks His Youngest Son If The ‘DC’ On His Hat Stands For ‘Dumb C–t’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local grazier has welcomed his youngest home for university break this week. Racing
Victorian Liberal Party Having An Absolute Barry Crocker
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Polls show that the Victorian premier Jacinta Allan is on the nose with voters, as the
Local Tradie Still Working Hard With His Hands Despite Torrential Rain Along Eastern Seaboard
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Newcastle man is flat out like a lizard drinking today, it can be confirmed. Speaking
“This Is Not Appropriate” Says Man Who Claims To Have Grown Up On The Smiths
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A totally in-touch with the youth British PM is appalled by some of the actions
Why Defence Spending Is Categorised As Percentages Of GDP And Social Security Is Framed In Giant Scary Billion Dollar Numbers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A groundbreaking report has been released by South Betoota Polytechnic’s Media, Memes And Journalism Faculty
Local Wingnut Considers Pre-Bullying His Son So He’s Desensitised To It By Kindy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A father in Betoota Heights has sparked controversy this week after announcing he has
Schools Around The Country Urged To Update Reading Curriculum For Tik Tok Generation
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Schools across the country are being urged to modernise their reading curriculum in a bid to