"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Local Bloke Pretty Obsessed With Lord Of The Rings Despite Never Giving His Longterm Girlfriend One
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Tension was brewing in a Betoota Heights household last night, as an innocent rewatch of The
Government To Easily Achieve Target Of 1.2M New Homes By Building Just One Beautiful Art Deco 6-Pack On Every Street In Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the 2025 Federal Election in the rear view, Australians are taking great pleasure in a
Cafe Next to Blood Bank Does Record Number Of Iced Coffees As Red Cross Opens Doors To Homosexuals
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A popular cafe located across the road from a blood bank has reported a 500% increase
Konstas Politely Buys The First Bucket Of Ice Cold Red Stripes After Historic Win In Jamaica
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opener Sam Konstas has fronted up after the team’s record-breaking win in
Family Experiences Major Power Shift As Big Brother Gets Rocked By Historically Meek Younger Sibling
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Betoota Heights dad has just been informed that he has a political shitstorm waiting
PM’s Diplomatic China Visit Dampened After Learning They Don’t Do Mongolian Lamb Or Dimmies In Shanghai
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Anthony Albanese’s has today learnt that the menu at Marrickville’s Addison Road Chinese is
Bloke Who Finally Found Himself A Nice Shirt To Buy Same One In Several Different Colours
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An efficient Betoota Heights bloke has this week returned home with the exact same shirt in
Teal Voters Pivot From Worrying About Social Justice To Worrying About Social Housing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tens of thousands of Independent voters are this week starting to regret abandoning the Liberal Party,
Alternative Woman Looking For A Casual Retail Job Given Two Options To Choose From
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds woman looking to support herself through university has been given just two options
Grandfatherly Boomer At Work Just Learnt The Word Slay, And He’s Not Afraid To Use It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A significant part of the woodwork at Betoota Municipal Council is this week revelling in the
Nation Responds To Leaked Treasury Report: “Sure, Let’s Cut Spending (Negative Gearing) And Raise Taxes (Royalties, Large Tax Dodging Multinationals).”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation of Australia has today responded to a cheeky a little political play. Speaking exclusively
Trump Celebrates Match Winning Hat-trick For Chelsea Football Club, Reports White House
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT US President Donald Trump has today wowed the global community, with a stunning display of prowess.