Kiwi Mate Demands Everyone Watch The Super Rugby Grand Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man who hails from across the dutch (sic) has today taken charge of his
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Port Douglas Retiree Releases Gutter Rap Album To Go With His Entirely Nautica Wardrobe
After years of being mistaken for a Western Sydney gangster, one retired Far North Queensland property magnate has today decided
Lady Gaga Lets Bradley Cooper Sing The “Po Po Po” Bit Of Poker Face During Oscars Performance
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 2019 Academy Awards were full of surprises. From the anti-climatic Best Picture going to
Remaining Fence Posts In North QLD Ruined By Slacklines After PETA Finally Arrive To Help Out
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a big week of dancing on Steve Irwin’s grave and legitimately asking the world’
Sniffer Dogs Euthanised After Wandering Into Young Liberals Function At Star Casino
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a bizarre deviation from protocol, the NSW police have today instantly destroyed three unlucky canine
Cotton Farmer Faces The Horror Of Growing Something Edible After Failing To Receive Water Allocation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Cotton is the best return on our investment,” he said. “At the end of
Remaining Fence Posts In North QLD Now Used For Slacklines After PETA Staff Finally A To Help The Cows
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a big week of dancing on Steve Irwin’s grave and legitimately asking the world’s pet-owner to only refer to their pets as companions, PETA have today
Oscars: Hemsworth Brothers Disappear For A Quick Slap During Best Foreign Film
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The biggest night in showbusiness is here, with the Academy Awards now underway in Los Angeles.
Local Undercover Festival Cop Carries A Strap Just In Case He Needs To Shoot Somebody
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Probationary Constable Darcy Buxland told our reporters he spent most of Friday afternoon cleaning
Nationals Face Wipe-Out After Report Surfaces That Reveals None Of Them Can Drive A Manual
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The National Party is in lockdown this morning after an internal report was leaked
The Nightwatchman Pledges $2B Towards That Hippy Climate Bullshit That He Doesn’t Believe In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison will today launch a pre-election climate change policy, pledging $2 billion
February Sports Lull Sees Local Jock Resort To Shouting Will Ferrell Quotes At House Party
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local mouthbreather, Corey Boyden (30), has today proven to his greater friendship circle that he can
Gold Coast Residents Disappointed Cyclone Oma Didn’t Get As Far As The M1 Yatala Turn-Off
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While roofers and tilers right across the South-East corner are still on medical leave, residents