Woman Officially Feeling Old After Every Actress She Googles Is Now Younger Than Her

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Ashling Murphy (31) is experiencing a second wave of aging terror after coming to find every

Politics

Man Now Happy With Level Of Government Spending After Spotting Senator Murray Watt Sleeping Upright In Economy On The Night XPT To Sydney

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A value-seeking gentleman from Brisbane was delighted to spot Senator Murray Watt sleeping upright in economy

World News

UK Government To Fix Everything By Replacing PM With Bloke Who Looks Like He Sells Apartments On The Goldy

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact British Prime Minister Keir Starmer is set to be replaced by a bloke called Wes in

The Nation

Remaining Fence Posts In North QLD Now Used For Slacklines After PETA Staff Finally A To Help The Cows

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a big week of dancing on Steve Irwin’s grave and legitimately asking the world’s pet-owner to only refer to their pets as companions, PETA have today

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

After a big week of dancing on Steve Irwin’s grave and legitimately asking the world’s pet-owner to only refer to their pets as companions, PETA have today