Large Number Of Eshay Teenagers At Coolum Esplande Not Exactly What Holidayer Had In Mind
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A family of four promised a picturesque beachside getaway have had their hopes and dreams shattered
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‘Once In 100 Year’ Weather Events Reclassified As ‘Biannual Weather Patterns’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The poor old North Coast of NSW is today battening down hatches and filling up sandbags
Sydney Braces For Their Quadrennial Schadenfreude Storm
ERROL PAKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Residents across Greater Sydney have begun preparing themselves for what meteorologists and tabloid journalists alike are
Local Office Worker Receives Daily Steam Notification From Mate Who Works From Home
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A steam notification on her work laptop has confirmed a bloke’s long held suspicion, that
KNEECAP Agrees To Truce With English Imperialists For Duration Of British And Irish Lions Rugby Tour
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite being hauled before the UK courts on terrorism charges, the firebrand Irish rap trio KNEECAP
Woman With Winter Blues Informed There’s A Psychiatrist Appointment Available In Three Months Time
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A woman struggling with a case of seasonal affective disorder – distastefully known as ‘SAD’ – has unfortunately
SBS Politely Check In With Optus About Whether They Could Maybe Have Some EPL Rights Pls
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s premiere commercial public broadcaster has today thrown it’s hat in the ring
Glastonbury Causes Traditional Media To Wonder If They Might Be Slightly Detached From Young People
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After years of massaging headlines to avoid offending the political class, it seems that the world’
Luxury Bathhouse Now Smells Of Deep Heat And Hard Solo After 3rd Grade Footballer Dragged Their By The Missus
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A new luxury bathhouse in the Betoota industrial estate has been forced to close
Netball Canteen Has All The Treats To Soothe Local Mum’s Rosè Hangover
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local netball club canteen is expected to receive a 5 star Google review
Local Woman 9 Years Into Putting Off Switching To An Ethical Bank
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local woman Alice McKenzie (34), has just entered her 9th year of putting off switching to
Office Pisshead Has Catheter Put In Ahead Of EOFY Drinks Tonight So He Doesn’t Waste Any Time
ERROL PAKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A notorious figure in the head office of Diamantina Freight Solutions has confirmed he is fully
Cutesy General Store In Tourist Town Does Not Fuck Around When It Comes To Bath Candles
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local couple has once again been forced to perfect their “Thanks, but I