Former Test Cricketer Rob Quiney Lies And Says He Has "No Idea" How He Ended Up On Morrissey's List Of Malefactors
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Stalwart of Victorian cricket Rob Quiney was named by British singer Morrissey on an
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Millennial Travellers Advised To Ditch Europe This Year And See The Reef Before It Dies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia’s peak scientific body has released a statement today urging the petulant millennials,
CFMEU Intimidated By CFMEU Official
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Colourful Victorian CFMEU secretary John Setka said he will not resign from his position after claims
Passing Firetruck Removes Local Toddler’s Control Rods And Causes Meltdown
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter father is blaming a passing fire truck this morning for causing
Frydenberg Blames Retail Recession On The Fucken Barefoot Investor
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has today been quick to shift the blame of the imminent economic
Neighbour’s Glorious AU Wagon Looks Like It’s Come Straight Off The Set Of Blue Heelers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new neighbour’s choice in vehicle has immediately nullified his need for a personality, after
Local Communist Swooned By Date’s Giant Red Flags
ELLIE POPOV | Lady Writer | Contact A self-described communist has reportedly been swooned by a date’s red flag overnight.
American Overwhelmed By Homesickness After Seeing Plain-Clothed Cop’s Firearm
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An America who fled the third-world for the green pastures of our cosmopolitan
Woman Excited To Experience Life As Bridget Jones While Flatmate Takes Off For The Weekend
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter woman says she’s feeling excited for the upcoming weekend – which
Coastal Town Now Affluent Enough To Have An Alarming Increase In Measles Amongst Infants
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Once home to the thriving timberlopping and dolphin mince industries of yesteryear, the Mid-To-North-
Justin Bieber Publicly Reveals That He’s Never Watched Any Of The Mission Impossible Movies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Justin Bieber has surprised the world this week with comments that suggest he’s not very
Largely-Absent Auntie Maintains Loving Status Quo With Extravagant Gift
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove 19-year-old awoke this morning to a package on the
Local Personal Trainer Discreetly Asks His Client To Explain What A Tax Return Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the end of the financial year looms closer and closer, one local health and fitness