I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down the Albanese government's fifth and most ambitious
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Man’s Commitment To Staying Home Extends To Having Year-Old Frozen Shelled Soybeans For Lunch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In an effort to keep himself isolated from others, both physically and spiritually, a local bus
Giving Fucking Morons Faster Access To Online Conspiracies Found To Be The Biggest Risk Of 5G
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by a source that no one is going to fact-check has today found
After Nearly 40 Long Days In Quarantine, Grown Man Picks Up A “Book”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local slob, Keegan Lawson (30) has been in self-isolation longer than most people. As the floor
Desperate Drug Dealer Without Access To Pokies Attempts To Launder Cash In His Whirpool
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In more developed parts of the nation, electronic poker machines are a key pillar of our
Marketing Pigeon Returns Home To Find The Grassroots Kicking A Sherrin Around
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Rugby Australia’s stood down Marketing Pigeon has flown back to his hometown for the first
“Not One Reference To Rugbah Loygue!” Laughs Bloke Who Probably Can’t Spell ‘Ettingshausen’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local public servant has picked up another public servant’s book at an airport bookshop
5G More Dangerous Than Virus That’s Killed 177,000 According To Mullumbimby
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the coronavirus pandemic grips the nation, the Byron Shire has today revealed that we’ve
Season 6 Of Peaky Blinders Just 5 Hours Of Well Dressed Pommy Gangsters Walking In Slo-Mo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fans of the epic British crime series Peaky Blinders are reveling in a new episode of
Teenage Son Told To Find Somewhere Else To Fucken Self-Isolate After Heated LeBron V Jordan Debate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A 15-year-od local basketball fan is today looking for a new place to live. This comes
Scott Pauses In Front Of John Curtin’s Portrait And Nods Solemnly At The Fellow War-Time PM
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The portraits of past Prime Ministers adorn a foyer in Parliament House. Some better than others.
Office Gossip Stuck At Home Makes Up Rumour Cat Is Rooting The Dog
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Throughout the most testing eras in human history, there have been legendary accounts of the daring
Nation Somehow Under The Impression That This Isn’t How Capitalism Should Work
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation reels from the fallout of Virgin entering Voluntary Administration, plenty have been left