I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down the Albanese government's fifth and most ambitious
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F45 Chick Begins Looking For Other Ways To Have A Personality
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local group fitness enthusiast, Melody (25, French Quarter) hasn’t received a sweaty high-five from a
Local DRZ400 Argues Servos Should Be Paying Us To Fill Up Now That Oil Price Is Negative
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “It’s a classic example of trickle-down economics,” said the motorbike. “Mind the pun!” Karsten McDonald,
Virgin Employees Begin Painful Process Of Stripping Copper Wire From Office Walls
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A number of employees Virgin Australia’s Bowen Hills HQ have taken the news that the
“Just Tragic,” Says Joyce
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Joyses Chroist Moddor Maerey! It’s nhut whut ye wanneh see, nhow uz et?” said the
Virgin Australia Set To Change Their Name After Being Fucked By Coronavirus
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Virgin Australia is preparing to unveil a new name-change, after board members finally admitted to being
Government Installs CCTV In All Tamworth Drive-Thrus To Keep Track Of Barnaby During Pandemic
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Morrison has today begun exploring new ways to keep tabs on his renegade Nationals
Katter Told By Staffer That New Corona Tracking App Isn’t Compatible With His Mobile
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A confused Bob Katter has been told not to worry about installing the new coronavirus tracking
Bundaberg Release Rum-Scented Hand Sanitiser
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s top rum producer has released a rum-scented hand sanitiser as the battle to
Liberal Far-Right Faction Host Socially Distant Meeting To Discuss What To Do About Turnbull
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the country under lock-down due to Coronavirus social distancing measures, the underachieving salarymen responsible for
Seeing Boss In Activewear Really Taking Away From His Intimidating Presence
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact If there is one thing 2020 has taught us, it’s that everything can change
Local Papou Fakes His Own Death So That Wife Can Have Ten People Over For Orthodox Easter
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hundreds of thousands of Australian followers of Eastern Orthodox traditions have today had to enjoy the
“That’s My Money!” Says Publican Seeing Pensioners Put Money Into Groceries Instead Of His Pokies
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact A once happy and greedy little publican is today sitting on his pub stoop grieving