I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down the Albanese government's fifth and most ambitious
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“Alright. Show Me How To Use This Bloody Thing” Says Local Dad After 42 Days Of No Live Sport
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local dad, Big John McMichael (55, Betoota City Limits) has today cracked. He’s done what
Nation Somehow Surprised Billionaire Broke The Law And Got Away With It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australians are, for some reason, shocked to learn a powerful media billionaire returning from a US
North Korea Becomes The Second Nation In History To Be Led By A Brain-Dead Dictator
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The People’s Republic of Korea has become just the second nation in history to be
Government Who Blame Every Website Crash On Hackers Confused By Suspicion Towards Tracing App
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Government officials have today been surprised by an early rush of citizens downloading their controversial new
NSW Restrictions To Stay Until Rich People Learn Social Distancing Laws Also Apply To Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The New South Wales Premier told reporters this morning in Sydney that her state would not
Local Dad Still Yet To See Jordan At Halfway Point Of 2001 Teen Romance ‘Save The Last Dance’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After two months in iso, local dad Kel McCaffertey (54) has really been getting to know
Horny Local Woman Mistaken For Instagram Bot Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Lucy Jennifer’s only crime is wanting to tell the world about her ‘huge booty’. The
World’s Most Useless People Revealed To Be Rental Property Managers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A global survey has concluded that the type of person who serves zero purpose on this
Man Finally Has Opportunity To Wear Shirt Co-Workers Bullied Him For
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Earlier today, an attempt to seize the day was made by self-isolating father of two Murray
Sydney Bars And Nightclubs See Increased Patronage Amidst Pandemic
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Always an effortlessly arrogant middle finger to the rest of Australia, Sydney has once again decided
RockStar Games Partners With Australian RSLs To Provide Virtual Two-Up For ANZAC Day In Iso
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With public services, marches and other commemorative gatherings made impossible by coronavirus, Australians are being encouraged
Huzzah! All Of Rugby Australia’s Many Systemic Problems Are Finally Over!
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Bledisloe, Quad-Nations and the World Cup are all but guaranteed now for the Wallabies after