"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Having A Weekday Wedding Found To Be Cheaper And More Convenient For Everyone Except The Guests
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can be confirmed that having an out-of-town wedding in the middle of the
Journalism Lecturer Nearing Orgasm As He Explains The Whitlam Dismissal To Bored Students Who Were Born In 2006
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A tenured journalism lecturer has today monumentally overestimated the level of appreciation his students would express
Katter On Today’s Unpleasantness: “I Want To Make It Absolutely Clear That I Consider Myself Nothing More And Nothing Less Than An Australian Because That Is What I Am And That Is All I Am And Anything Else Is Highly Offensive To Me For Reasons That Clear
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has released a short statement to the media this
Intervention Staged After Mate Reveals She’s Team Jeremiah
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local friendship group has been forced to take action today, after a rather shocking revelation
It’s Only 85 Sleeps Until The First Ball Of The Ashes. That Means England’s Openers Only Have To Endure 85 More Nightmares Of Starc Bowling Them First Ball Of The Series.
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Kent cricketer Zak Crawley is the leading candidate to open the batting for England
Local Comms Grad Forced To Choose Between Soul Crushing Corporate Job Or Low Paying Agency With Ping Pong Table
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A recent communications graduate has been left paralysed by indecision this week after weighing up whether
Experts Warn Korean Cultural Imperialism Has Quietly Done What Generations Of Aircraft Carriers And Nuclear Missiles Could Not By Colonising The Minds Of Spoilt Western Teenagers Who Can Now Sing Every BTS Song In Perfect Korean But Cannot Name A Single E
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact While defence analysts in Washington and Canberra continue to fret over China’s expansion
Local Builder Excited To Find Going Out Version Of His Work Boots
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A member of the Betoota Heights tradespeople community has expressed joy this week after
Woolworths Unveils New End Of Day Slop Bucket For The Peasants
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some heartwarming news, Woolworths have this week committed to a new low waste policy which
Report: Snotty Toddler Nose And Chernobyl’s ‘Elephant Foot’ Are Essentially One And The Same
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A new report from the CSIRO has found that the mucus streaming from the
Goddamit: Local Woman Has Enough Snot To Keep Sniffing But Not Enough To Blow In Tissue
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An anxious woman has found herself in a bit of a predicament this morning, as the
Taylor Swift’s Wedding Pinterest Board Revealed
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An inside tip off to The Advocate has revealed Taylor Swift’s wedding inspiration board has