Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Swiftie With A Mortgage Having A Great Day
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It’s been a fantastic day for Swifties around the nation, as the Reserve Bank of
Albo To Visit South Australia’s Diseased Wang
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has confirmed he will visit South Australia’s diseased wang next week,
Retired Grazier In Venice Quietly Wishes He Was Back In Augathella On The Farm He Just Sold Actually
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sitting in a gondola that smells like hot fart and being serenaded unenthusiastically by a bloke
Intellectual Longing For A Tool Tour Now Forced To Mingle With People Who Don’t Know What A Fibonacci Sequence Is
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local Tool fan is experiencing some mixed emotions today, after discovering that his favourite intellectual
Local Conservative Will Never Forgive PM For Validating The Theory That Protesting Sometimes Works
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local conservative Australian, Pangus Howstello, (62, Betoota Grove) says he doesn’t give a shit about
Ley: “Hastie Is Out Of His Depth On Gaza, Uh, Sorry, I, Uh, Mean Albanese, Sorry For That”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition Leader Sussan Ley has today been forced to clarify comments she made accusing a certain
Report: Universal Childcare Could Be Implemented By Making Sure There’s An Ethnic Grandma On Every Street
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The government has today received a radical new proposal that could shake up childcare, and the
Bloke Peeling Off Jumper Treats Entire Office To His Hairy Pepperonis
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has once again exposed the entire office to his hair rimmed areolas, while
Report: Dumbest Fucking Bird On Earth Is Thriving In Big Smoke So Why Aren’t You?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Once regarded as little more than a brainless nuisance destined for the scrap heap of natural
Ibiza Final Boss Moves To Gold Coast To Make A Career Out Of His Rude Haircut And Blinding Veneers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The man known as ‘Ibiza’s Final boss’ is reported to have found a natural home
“EVs Are Getting A Free Ride” Says Man Who Drives Spotless ‘Farm Vehicle’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local primary producer from our town’s Betoota Plains region has today lashed out at
Brisbane’s Ekka Plays Host To Queensland’s Annual Meeting Of Bushies And Goths
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane and the surrounding regions are buzzing this week, as the Queensland Governor opens the gates