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Scotty Says He’ll Apologise But He Won’t Take Off His Sunnies

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s rudeboy-in-chief has conceeded he might need to apologise to Christine Holgate for the

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[Redacted By Legal] Says He’s Going To [Redacted By Legal] Journalists Over [Redacted By Legal]

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local [redacted by legal] has explained to our reporters that they can’t wait to

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Left With No Other Option, Rich Person’s Kid Goes To Design School

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some in our town say French Quarter mid-tier design school, École Pour Les Sangs Bleus Inutiles,

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NSW Labor Criticised By Surry Hills Branch For Running Blue Collar Worker In Blue Collar Seat

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Labor Party’s all powerful Surry Hills branch has today put their foot down, after

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PM Responds To Christine Holgate: “You’d Think I Pissed On The Rug The Way She’s Carrying On”

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Bloke Scotty Morrison invited reporters into his Parliamentary man cave this morning to watch

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PC Madness? Aussie School Teachers Banned From Using Terms Like ‘Shit For Brains Little Cunt’

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the most recent manufactured outrage, NewsCorp and Channel 7 are today working tirelessly to bang

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Cold Snap Has Come Through, Confirms Wife

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Betoota Heights wife has confirmed to The Advocate today that the cold snap has

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New Byron Themed Reality Show Just A Bunch Of Blow-Ins Arguing Over Who Ruined Byron Bay

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s weeping wound is subject of a new reality television show where people who

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Entire Crew Of Road Workers Trying Their Best To Not Discuss Thrilling Final Episodes Of MAFS

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the 2021 season of Married At First Sight reaches it’s finals fever pitch, thousands

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PM Announces His Mate Paul From Woolies Is The New Australia Post CEO

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Bloke has made it public today that a bloke who looks just like him

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WA Liberals Set A Standard For Gender Equality By Having A Female MP In One Of Their Two Seats

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Morrison government attempts to hijack the news cycle by over-commemorating the death of Prince

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Couriers Finally Get Round To Delivering That Facemask Ordered In July

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Things are looking up as Australian Covid-19 numbers decline and delivery company CouriersPlease finally getting round