Labor Conference Kicks Off With Some Quick 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' Icebreakers

Labor Conference Kicks Off With Some Quick 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' Icebreakers

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The Labor Party's 50th National Conference has kicked off with a bang (metaphorically) today, it can be confirmed.

With the who's who of the Red team descending on Adelaide to discuss everything from a gas tax to paid prac for more students - the organisers of the event have decided to get things going with a bit of fun.

Asking attendees to turn to their left, a stitched up random Labor staffer aspiring for higher honours who was MCing the early run sheet slot has asked everyone to play a quick game of 'Fuck Marry Kill.'

"Now I know our great leader is a big Kylie guy, but I'm encouraging you to be a bit creative with your choices," said the man hoping to be parachuted into some outer metro seat.

"And don't be afraid to go CRAZY with it haha."

With the crowd chortling among themselves over the edgy ice breaker, the agenda then moved on to how the party can avoid bringing in a gas tax.

The blockbuster first morning follows a huge night of ugly people sex around the broader Adelaide area, and a live gig from the Labor band Left Right Out at some pub last night.

The conference is set to last for 3 days.

More to come.

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