Club Playmaker Cops A Spray For Skipping Weekend Footy To Propose To His Girlfriend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most exciting young halfbacks is expected to be sanctioned this
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PM Gives Andrew Laming A Fidget Spinner To Prevent Further Sexual Harassment Allegations
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The ADHD-riddled Member For Bowman is no longer a threat to innocent young women in public,
Albo Vows To Make Every Commonwealth Car A Re-Birthed Subaru Within First Term Of Government
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Anthony Albanese said he is looking toward the future today at the National Press
Lesbian Hipster Faces Criticism From Own Community For Not Having At Least One Harry Potter Tattoo
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local woman has faced criticism from the gay community today when it was revealed that
Local 30-Something’s Dream Of Buying Home Gets Closer After Their Dad Buys A Motorbike
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some largely depressed young man from our town’s Heights district said he feels worthless because
“Well If You Don’t Do Anything Wrong You Won’t Die In Jail” Says Local Section 10 Magnet
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Betoota Grove man that has been white and rich enough to get away with three
Albo Misses His Number Being Called At Haberfield’s IGA Deli And Now Everything A Fucking Joke
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Shoppers in Sydney’s Iron Cove have reported feeling awkward this afternoon, after a prominent local
Local Boutique Bottleshop Attendant Suggests Customers Try This New Craft Beer From Perth
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter bottleshop attendant has spent this week selling Emu Export, a delicious beer from
Laming Reveals Shock ADHD Diagnosis, Claims He Only Films Up Women’s Skirts After Red Cordial
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Liberal MP Andrew Laming has today revealed that he suffers a medical condition that explains all
Media Elite Shocked By Openly Christian PM Saying Christian Shit In Front Of Fellow Christians
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a big couple years of catastrophic political gaffes, it seems that the Prime Minister’s
Federal Government Faces Uphill Battle To Administer Jabs To 2000 Australians By July
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Government today faces the almost-impossible challenge to administer over 2000 Australians before July. Speaking
DAILY: The Indian Flight Ban, Local Man Faces Reality & Big News Out Of Broncos Camp – April 28
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Loyal Mates Of Recently Dumped Bloke Take Him Out To Pick Up Chicks On A Tuesday In Empty Pub
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT It’s said that people tend to deal with breakups in one of two ways – either