“Oi What’re We Doing For Mum Tomorrow” Asks Younger Sibling
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Younger siblings across the nation are experiencing that split second moment of panic that often accompanies
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Cheese Toastie To Solve World’s Problems For Next 5-10 Minutes
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Good news for lovers of peace and harmony as a rapidly heating sandwich press suggests that
Aunty Jackie Going Real Hard With The Purple
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 60-something member of the extended family is almost 90% purple, it has been confirmed. It
Idiot Man Fills Up On Cheese And Biccies Before Dinner – Again
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A torn slice of Bega cheese on a Jatz bickie is one of the most explosive
Single Mate Caught Out Trying To Wear Trendy New Clothes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bachelor has today been busted trying out hip new clothes, as part of a
Brisbane Dad Messages His Kids In Byron To Warn Of Active Cases 1000km South Of Them
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact In the latest tale of survival, Brisbane dad Ian Grey has sent an urgent message to
Bill Gates Does His Arse On The Keno
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Tech billionaire Bill Gates has reportedly lost his entire fortune playing Keno at a Mackay club
Dan Andrews Vows To Get His Revenge On Scotty Once He Gets Out Of His Iron Lung
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact On-leave Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has spoken today from the iron lung he’s been trapped
Colleague Doing Crossfit Produces Absolutely Woeful Looking Lunch
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Betoota Grove hospital supplies manager Kerri Colby (41) is known amongst her colleagues as The Meme
PM: “I’m Making A Captain’s Call To Backflip On This Incredibly Unpopular Policy That Was My Idea”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has backflipped on his government’s travel ban with India, telling reporters in
Local Woman Reaches That Age Where She Pretends That She’s Always Related Most To ‘Miranda’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota Grove corporate conveyancy lawyer, Harriet Marlo has today turned 33, which means she is now
“Bloody Hell, Didn’t See That One Coming,” Says PM After China Cuts All Diplomatic Ties With Australia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has told reporters today he was completely blind-sided by China’s decision to
Boomer Discovers They Can Buy Whitegoods Online And Don’t Have To Get Ripped Off At Harvey Norman
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After years of being fleeced each time their toaster packs it in, a breeding pair of