Local Bloke Really Into His Watches If You Can't Tell By How He's Pulled His Suit Sleeve Back A Few Inches
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A dapper gent from Betoota Heights has today confirmed to The Advocate what most people who
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Melinda Gates Hits Facebook Marketplace To Offload Bill’s Home Golf Simulator, Pick Up Only
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Bill and Melinda Gates decided to divorce several months before the May 3 announcement, according to
Local Girl Posts Heartfelt Mother’s Day Tribute To Mum She Refuses To Accept On Facebook
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local social media over-sharer, Clare Pinnington (22) has posted an emotional tribute to her mum on
Pop Deaf Enough That Nan Can Talk Shit About Him When He’s Right There
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact In a sad reminder of the consequences of a life well-lived, Flight Path grandfather of eight,
Seat Belt Locking Up Forces Frustrated Man To Reevaluate His Emotional State
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A seat belt has somehow been able to diffuse a bad situation better than a cop
Nice Meal Ruined By Woman Thinking About How Many People Have Used That Spoon
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local woman has today ruined a nice meal, after an intrusive thought had her reflecting
Recently Retired Mum Treats Herself To Nice Glass Of Savvy B After Day Pottering Around Garden
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A recently retired mum has decided to pick up a gardening hobby, which she reserves solely
Report: Not A Good Night To Be A Beer On Caxton Street
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In some breaking news from the banks of the Brown Snake, it is not a good
“Don’t You Fucken Tell Your Mother” Says Dad After Being Caught Sucking A Dart Out Back
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local dad, Choc Liston (57) has today made it clear that he’s willing to do
Modern Day Socrates Drops Some Of That Fire Philosophical Theory At 6AM Mark During Kick Ons
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A large group of partygoers have unknowingly entered a space in kickons time continuum known as
Land Speed Record Broken By R32 Skyline Facing Orange Light
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT The Land Speed Record has again been set in Australia, marking the first time a successful
Lara Bingle To Front New ‘What The Bloody Hell Are Ya Doing?’ Consent Video
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Following the stunned reaction generated by it’s milkshake consent video, the Federal Government is having
Cheese Toastie To Solve World’s Problems For Next 5-10 Minutes
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Good news for lovers of peace and harmony as a rapidly heating sandwich press suggests that