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Victoria Bids Thee Farewell To Ye Olde Renaissance Community As Melbourne Wench Tests Positive

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Victorian Government has bid thee farewell to Melbourne’s thriving medieval reenactment community, as the

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Fitzroy Man Demands Melbourne Lockdown Victims Get A Medal And A Right To March On ANZAC Day

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man from Melbourne’s hellish northside has tried his best to upset older

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“I Don’t Know If You Really Understand How Bad Melbourne Was Last Year” Says Victorian Expat

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Melbourne records another 12 new community cases, five million residents are preparing once again to

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Salesman At Airport Gate Talking About Payroll Software Conference Like It’s Coachella

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Local payroll systems sales representative, Gil Milat (53) appears to be approaching orgasm today, as he

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Prahahn Wet Market Ruled Out As Source For Melbourne’s Seventeenth Outbreak

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite fearing it would be the case, some good news for the Melbournese this

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Dan Andrews Forced To Return To Work Early After AFL Plans To Go Ahead With Crowds This Weekend

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Victorian Premier Dan Andrews is set to return to work early today after learning

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Motormouth Boyfriend Thinks Most Interesting Aspect Of Movie Is Where He’s Seen Actors Before

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local boyfriend has this week managed to ruin a movie by becoming a human IMDB.

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Intern Patiently Waits Until 5:05 To Pack Up Desk So They Don’t Look Too Eager To Leave

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local journalism student has recently learnt the hard way that nobody really gives a crap

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Queensland Energy Grid Crippled By Unreliable Coal Power Plant

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The denizens of our state’s south east corner have been plunged into darkness

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Report: 90% Of Crusty White Dogs Named Either Molly Or Coco

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A new survey has confirmed that 90% of crusty white dogs are named either Molly or

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ATO Announce Annual Crackdown On Low-Income Earners Claiming Dubious Laundry Expenses

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The good patriots at the Australian Tax Office have warned low-income earners not

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Coffs Harbour Bloke In Big Smoke Yet To Visit A Pub That Truly Scares Him Like Down Home

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Coffs export, Hughie Moey (27) says living on Brisbane’s Southside can be a bit