England Vs Argentina Semi Final Draws A Clear Line Between Bondi’s Pub Patrons And Pub Staff
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Battle lines have been drawn inside an Bondi pub early this morning, as one of sport&
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Hippy Twiggy Forrest Rolls Into Latest Greenie Press Conference With Vibrant Bongo Drum Solo
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s newest greenie has wowed reporters at a spectacular press conference this morning. Speaking
“The System Works” Says Man Seemingly OK With Having An Accountant Decide Our Climate Policy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some cunt’s son from our town’s leafiest enclave has said he’s
Unemployed Mate Can’t Believe You Aren’t Keen To Back Up Tonight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recently-but-not-so-recently unemployed man is making drastic moves to avoid watching Ellen
QLD’s Tourism Operators Say Telling Southerners To Get Fucked Isn’t That Fun Anymore
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After 18 long months, our state’s tourism industry has confirmed today that they have kinda
“The Ford Raptors Will Keep Rolling In” Says NSW Government Pitching Hydrogen To Hunter Region
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The New South Wales Premier has kept the wins rolling in this week, announcing a shiny
“Challenge Accepted!” Says PM After Reserve Bank Says He Cannot Hide From A Net Zero Future
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank of Australia has declared that the Government cannot hide from a
Bloke On Health Kick Sifts Through Pile Of Salad After Eating All The Good Bits Too Quickly
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT As he sadly sifts a fork through his salad, local bloke Julian Carter begins to question
Anti-Vaxxers Refuse To Believe The Statistics That Show They Make Up Less Than 2% Of Population
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s extremely loud minority of anti-vaxxers have today been exposed as barely a bleep
High Court Finds Clive Palmer Can Suffer In His Jocks
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The High Court of Australia has rejected beanbag with eyes Clive Palmer’s bid
“Forget Everything We Have Ever Said About These Fucken Tree Hugging Hippies” Says News Corp
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s largest distributor of news has shocked many this week by pulling a complete
Hungover City Worker Puts Cloth Mask On In The Morning And Almost Dies From The Stench
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An Old City District office worker has told The Advocate that the walls were
Small Town ‘Buy, Swap And Sell’ Page Exclusively Used To Sling Insults And Organise Fights
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Emmet Buy/Swap/Sell Facebook page started out with pure intentions according to