Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
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Problem Gambler Glad To Return To The VIP Lounge After 5 Months Gambling On Egyptian Soccer
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Banksmeadow man and pokies enthusiast has expressed relief this week, after making
Bankstown Barber’s Hair Clippers Starting To Blow Smoke After 187 Fades In The Last 12 Hours
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Barber shops have reopened across Greater Sydney this week, after 4 long months of Home &
Barnaby Pauses War On Social Media To Find Out Who Took A Shit On The Floor Of The TAB At The Dungowan Pub
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has temporarily shelved his war on social media to focus his
Sydney Fuckwit Asks Financially Crippled Publican If He’s Doing Any Welcome Back Specials Haha
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Sydney man has outed himself as a deadset fuckwit, demonstrating the nerve
Vibrating Counter Meal Buzzer Brings Table Of Sydney Residents To Climax
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A pub lunch has brought four co-workers to climax this afternoon, after experiencing a
Jesus To Perrottet: “Fuck Me! My Dad’s Plan Never Said Anything About 10000 Cunts At The Everest!”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Son of God, Mr Jesus Christ, has lashed the NSW Premier’s plan to allow
Excited Sydney Pub Proudly Welcomes Back Patrons With Three New Piss Cakes In The Trough
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A special treat for pub patrons today, as Erskinville establishment ‘The Stinky Bishop’ rolled
Sydney Hairdresser Erupts Into Crazed Laughter After Being Asked If She’s Got A Spot This Arvo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT HAHA WHAT!?? Across Sydney today, fully jabbed residents have been granted new freedoms to drinks piss
NewsCorp Announces Government’s Future Climate Change Policy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The bits of paper that inner-city lefties use to clean their windows has announced today that
Completely Relatable And 100% Normal Bloke Posts Photo Of Himself Cooking A Curry On A Barbie
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Scotty from Marketing has struck again this week, letting the nation know that he’s the
Sydney’s Pub Regulars Resume Conversation From 4 Months Ago About The Bloody NRL Rule Changes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you didn’t realise, because they didn’t complain nearly half as loudly as
Disillusioned Office Worker Entertains Depraved Thoughts Of Returning To That Carefree Hospo Life
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT After three years studying for a communications degree, local woman Eloise Fisher has finally landed her