Inflation Rate Jumps As Stupid Poor People Pay More For Frivolous Things Like Fuel And Groceries
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation's brightest economic minds have once again been left scratching their heads at
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Unprompted Child Informs Complete Stranger Of Embarrassing Personal Information About Parents
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT If there’s one thing local woman Brea Perry simultaneously loves and hates about working with
Absolute Pest Buys A Harmonica
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In bad news for everyone with ears, local pest Chris Tripp has taken his dickory to
“Guess Who [Out Of The 7.9 Billion People On Planet Earth] I Ran Into Today?!” Asks Girlfriend
A local woman has just asked her boyfriend a question with literally an infinite amount of answers and appears to
Australian Cricketers Admit They’ve Been Screening Scotty’s Calls For A Week Now
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the Prime Minister of Australia desperately searches for any kind of win or valuable result
Bloke At The Pub In Redcliffe Reckons His Mate’s Cousin At Ray White Says Kalyn Ponga’s Looking To Buy Around Here
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NRL rumour mill is in full swing this week, as punters and pundits begin to
New School Principal Looks Forward To Being Loathed By Every Staff Member In The Near Future
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The new principal at Green Road Public School in Betoota Heights says she’s looking forward
First Girls Drink Since Lockdown So Exciting That Very Offensive Comments Are Taken As A Joke
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A long-overdue reunion of girlfriends in Melbourne city has kicked off today with a cracking pace.
RSL Recoups Pandemic Losses After Two Minutes Of Reopened Pokies
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT There’s no denying the recent lockdowns have been hard on businesses of all shapes and
Aussie NFL Fan Insists His Love Of American Sports Is Not Related To Rampant Gambling Addiction
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A suburban man who loves his American sports has alleged today that his interest in the
Father Of The Bride Treats Entire Wedding To The First Draft Of His Autobiography
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire guest list at a South Betoota wedding ceremony have been made aware that the
Scott Morrison Leaks Text Messages With Xi Jinping To Showcase His Expert Skills As A Diplomat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today done his very best to avoid answering any questions
Scary Colleague Confirms Whispers That He May Be A Serial Killer After Ordering A Large Long Black
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An office appears tense in the Betoota Finance district today, as a new company