Liberals To Oppose Regulating Big Tech Platforms That Have Completely Fucked Their Entire Political Movement
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that really shouldn't surprise anyone, the Liberal Party have once again chosen
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New Qantas In-Flight Menu Launch Hits A Snag As Neil Perry’s Iconic Ponytail Gets Stuck In The Door
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For those who can afford to fly in the front of the plane, and
4th Graders Urged To Get Down To Training Before Coach Selects Himself As Full Back For Trial
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The fourth-grade battlers down at the Betoota Mutts have been warned on the club’s
PM Ridicules Albo Health Kick As If Every Aussie Bloke Isn’t Currently Worried About Their Heart
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has today launched a new election strategy, by making fun of his opponent
Melbourne’s Brand Still A Bit Too Damaged From 300 Day Lockdown To Attract Alternative Brisbane Girls
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though the alternative scene in Brisbane is growing, if the amount of teenagers hanging outside the
Man Waits For Barefoot’s Advice On Putting All His Cash In A MetaMask Wallet As Society Collapses
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One local man has been watching the news and according to him, none of
AFP Pounce On Thousands Of Drug Dealers As Rising Petrol Prices Prevent Them From Doing Hot Laps
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact And in even sadder news for partygoers nationwide, it appears supply chain issues have also affected
Teenage Cousins Excuse Themselves From Family Dinner To Go Listen To Chillinit In The Back Shed
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Two teenage cousins from opposite sides of town have bonded over their mutual interests in rap
Government Apologises For Controversial Women’s Network Logo, Vows To Add Bulging Cock Veins
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In yet another example of astounding incompetence, the Prime Minister’s Office has somehow managed to
Unhinged Man Who Booted Side Mirrors Off George Bailey’s Car Offers To Fix Them As Swepson Makes Debut
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man who booted the side mirrors off Australian selector George Bailey’
Family Group Chat In Turmoil As Rogue Aunty Posts Embargoed Pictures Of Wedding On Facebook
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A family group chat has been sent into meltdown this afternoon, after a rogue aunt took
Murdoch Joins Premiers To Apologise For Not Declaring Scott Morrison A National Disaster Sooner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “We really tried with this bloke” muttered the 91-year-old media tycoon. “We really did.
Swaggering White-Collar Novocastrian Asks Every Sydney Office Colleague “How’s Ya Weekend Bra?!”
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Newcastle-born Sydney-sider is insufferably chipper today, thoroughly enjoying his Monday return