Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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Murdoch Newspapers Reports Opposition Leader Abused By BluesFest Crowds Yelling “G’day Albo”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As billionaire Liberal Party donor Gerry Harvey grows nervous that a Labor Government might force him
Easter Still Severely Underrated
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Easter, across most cultures, is the most underrated time of the year – it has been confirmed.
Report: Nobody Knows Where Nan Gets These Unbranded Eggs That Taste Like Candles
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The random bowl of budget chocolate eggs wrapped in multicoloured foil at your parent’s house
Underfunded Climate Scientists Assuming Their Life Work Will Surely Get A Mention Soon
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After just one week, the 2022 election is already proving to be too much for some
“I Can’t Give You A Federal ICAC Because You Wouldn’t Vote For Us If You Knew What We Did,” Says PM
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has effectively abandoned his promise to establish a federal anti-corruption watchdog, citing
Local Atheist Has Bad Friday After Forgetting God’s Weird Bottle Shop Laws
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local atheist Dean Barnes (28) characteristically “can’t believe this crap” as his failure to remember
Australia’s Media Families Surprisingly Not Interested In Covering This Proposed Billionaire’s Tax
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some genuinely shocking news from the CBDs of our major cities, it can be revealed
Dad’s Funny Childhood Story Results In Him Openly Confessing To Several Rather Serious Crimes
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Father of three Glen Keiver (55) has regaled his children with some ‘cautionary’ tales from his
Clive Palmer Says Adam Bandt Will Need Dental On Medicare If He Keeps Running His Fucking Mouth
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Clive Palmer has told the media today in Queensland that Greens leader Adam Bandt
PM Tells Reporter To “Bing It” When Asked What The Under-Employment Rate Is
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has flipped the narrative on the silly leftie journalists who are trying to
Nationals Vow To Build A Completely New Darwin Port To Make Up For Giving The Old One To China
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The National Party have this week revealed how they plan to fix on of the major
Yuppie Couple With Their Kid At The Pub Get Upset When Someone Yells ‘Get Up You Cunt’ At The TV In The TAB
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter couple who not only brought their kid down to the local for dinner