Local Bot Farmers Rejoice As Price Of Australian Bot Skyrockets Due To Ukrainian Strikes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local bot producers are enjoying their strongest season in a decade, with Ukrainian strikes
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Absolute Liability Praised For Not Getting On The Gear Until After The Grandparents Leave Wedding
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bloke who often gets his mates kicked out of licensed venues has been
Local Bloke Swiftly Pulls Out Of Friday Night Plans After Realising The Rings of Power TV Series Just Dropped
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Betoota Heights local Bill Reynolds [32] has today pulled out of Friday night shenanigans with the
Bachelor’s Pillow Either Extracted From A 19th Century Slum Or He’s Leaking Battery Acid
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A proverbial bachelor has this week proved that there are no limits to how disgusting he
Report: Smoking Indonesian Baby On The Vapes Now
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT 12 years after achieving viral stardome, chain smoking Indonesian baby Aldi Rizal, now 14 years of
“The Gender Pay Gap Is A Myth” Says Bloke Who Earns 190k A Year Driving A Big Tonka Truck
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Economists and social theorists are today eating humble pie after being destroyed by a Gold Coast
Report: Smart Watch Makes Man Look Dumb
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Twilight Zone level of retribution has been rained down upon a local substitute teacher this
Local Council Workers Say They Began ‘Quiet Quitting’ The Day They Started The Job
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of Betoota City Council workers have told The Advocate that they were
Elite Private School Boys Caught Acting Like Elite Sydney Private School Boys Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In news that comes as a shock to almost no one, a group of elite private
Jobs Summit: Head Of Public Service Calls For 8.5x Pay Rate For Any Hours Worked On A Friday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The boss of the nation’s public servants has today arrived at the national Job Summit
DiCaprio Moves From Use-By To Best-Before, Breaking Up With GF 3 Months After 25th Birthday
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In highly comical but unsurprising news, actor and eco hypocrite Leonardo DiCaprio is reported to have
“It’s Hard To Find Staff,” Says Business Owner That Finds It Hard To Pay Them Properly
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights publican says he’s struggling to find staff, like every other
Aspiring Bodybuilder Filled With Rage After Seeing The Calves Of Sedentary Father In Law
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has this week grappled with some very strong feelings of jealousy after visiting